"Please"

• music Won’t the real Slim Shady please grow up? By Josh Modell December 18, 2017 | 3:11am
• aux Please enjoy this very safe expression of Christmas cheer By Randall Colburn December 11, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Tommy Wiseau would like to be in Star Wars, please By Randall Colburn December 7, 2017 | 8:35pm
• aux While you wait, please enjoy the devolution of hold music By Dan Neilan November 28, 2017 | 5:40pm
• aux Please enjoy this interviewer embarrassing a breathtakingly smug Richard Spencer By Clayton Purdom November 7, 2017 | 6:14pm
• aux Please, Disney: Let Migos be the hyenas in The Lion King By Clayton Purdom November 6, 2017 | 7:57pm
• aux Please continue to dress your big, dumb dogs up for Halloween By Clayton Purdom October 31, 2017 | 7:26pm
• aux Please enjoy this definitive ranking of non-traditional pasta shapes By Reid McCarter October 26, 2017 | 7:29pm
• aux Please enjoy this video of some dude throwing Russian flags at the president By Clayton Purdom October 24, 2017 | 7:16pm
• aux Please listen to Bella Hadid talking about shoes like an alien who just discovered words By Randall Colburn October 10, 2017 | 8:48pm
• aux McDonald's will bring back the Szechuan sauce again, so please calm down By Sam Barsanti October 9, 2017 | 1:21am
• aux Please enjoy Jennifer Garner, high as hell and crying about Hamilton By Dan Neilan September 15, 2017 | 4:48pm
• aux Chicago and Indianapolis, please don't ghost our invite to see Friend Request early and for free By William Hughes September 14, 2017 | 5:00pm
• aux Goodbye, HuffPost guy who hates Chicago, and please stop talking about your dick By Katie Rife September 8, 2017 | 9:41pm
• aux Please experience the pure joy of this video of some people freaking out over a bat By Clayton Purdom September 6, 2017 | 1:07pm
• aux Please appreciate these good people explaining basic science to Tim Allen By Reid McCarter August 16, 2017 | 7:00pm
• aux Great British Bake Off’s Paul Hollywood would like people to stop calling him a “traitor,” please By William Hughes August 12, 2017 | 5:12pm
• aux Please enjoy some food porn shot in the style of Michael Bay and Wes Anderson By Clayton Purdom August 11, 2017 | 4:27pm
• aux Please enjoy some hot-mic audio of senators worrying about our “crazy” president By Clayton Purdom July 26, 2017 | 4:16pm
• aux Please do not listen to Led Zeppelin’s “Black Dog” in a major key—it is bad By Dan Neilan July 13, 2017 | 6:11pm
• aux Please enjoy some terrifying videos of malfunctioning animatronic monsters By Randall Colburn July 6, 2017 | 7:55pm
• aux Please, Democratic Party, fire all your sticker designers By Clayton Purdom July 6, 2017 | 6:06pm
• aux Please do not say the word “moist” By Clayton Purdom June 26, 2017 | 6:18pm
• aux Please enjoy 4 minutes of the BBC’s technical department going haywire By Dan Neilan June 22, 2017 | 5:52pm
• aux Please, god, let these be the worst rompers ever made By Clayton Purdom June 16, 2017 | 5:06pm