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• aux President Biden caught on hot mic confessing his true feelings for Fox News reporter By Andrew Paul January 25, 2022 | 3:45pm
• aux Society implodes at the very suggestion of unsexy M&M's By Andrew Paul January 21, 2022 | 3:03pm
• film Jeff Goldblum reviewing Jeff Goldblum impressions brings us perilously close to cosmic collapse By Andrew Paul January 20, 2022 | 10:00pm
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• film Here are over 15 minutes of deleted Young Frankenstein scenes for your enjoyment By Andrew Paul January 18, 2022 | 10:00pm
• aux The universe cuts us a break, casts Daniel Radcliffe as "Weird Al" Yankovic in biopic By Andrew Paul January 18, 2022 | 2:58pm
• aux Traffic in Australia is just offal after semi-truck sloshes animal guts across highway By Andrew Paul January 13, 2022 | 11:00pm
• film Zodiac-inspired Riddler swapped for far scarier Jim Carrey version in recut The Batman trailer By Andrew Paul January 13, 2022 | 5:45pm
• tv Chris Noth's final scene axed from the And Just Like That... finale By Andrew Paul January 7, 2022 | 5:20pm
• aux Ironically named Boaty McBoatface to survey appropriately named Doomsday Glacier By Andrew Paul January 6, 2022 | 4:57pm
• aux Americans stuck in climate-induced traffic hell like some kind of lousy metaphor for something By Andrew Paul January 4, 2022 | 6:30pm
• aux Scientists avenge Pluto, declare there are 150 planets in our solar system By Andrew Paul December 30, 2021 | 5:15pm
• aux NASA launches world’s largest telescope to see who we can blame for all this By Andrew Paul December 28, 2021 | 5:40pm
• aux Fossil discovery unfortunately alerts us to 8-feet long millipedes By Andrew Paul December 21, 2021 | 10:00pm
• aux Saturday Night Live will have a limited cast and no live audience due to Omicron spike By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 10:27pm
• aux Man "owns the libs" by purposefully getting kicked off plane for wearing thong face mask By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 9:25pm
• aux Jay Johnston reportedly fired from Bob's Burgers for attending the Capitol riots By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 9:20pm
• aux R.I.P. Eve Babitz, writer and iconic chronicler of Hollywood excess and glamor By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 8:36pm
• aux Chris Noth dropped by agency amid sexual assault allegations By Andrew Paul December 18, 2021 | 5:07pm