Articles by Gabe Worgaftik
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aux Jimmy Kimmel walks us through his reaction to Fergie's national anthem
By Gabe Worgaftik February 21, 2018 | 5:28pm
aux Please, do not get engaged at Panera Bread
By Gabe Worgaftik February 13, 2018 | 10:47pm
aux Live the cursed life of a retail mall manager in this video game powerlessness fantasy
By Gabe Worgaftik February 9, 2018 | 1:59pm
aux This mesmerizing video proves that all travel Instagrams are the goddamn same
By Gabe Worgaftik February 2, 2018 | 7:01pm
aux Katy Perry's Left Shark has been revealed at last
By Gabe Worgaftik January 31, 2018 | 9:06pm
aux The depressed, horny skeletons of Da Share Z0ne are coming into the real world
By Gabe Worgaftik January 25, 2018 | 5:27pm
aux S.E. Hinton explains The Outsiders ’ tragic ending: “ I am a stone cold bitch”
By Gabe Worgaftik January 24, 2018 | 6:00pm
aux Now you can potentially have sex where HQ Scott has also potentially had sex
By Gabe Worgaftik January 23, 2018 | 5:16pm
aux YouTube now removing videos of people eating Tide Pods, because people are still eating fucking Tide Pods
By Gabe Worgaftik January 18, 2018 | 8:26pm
aux We regret to inform you that Spike TV is being funny on Twitter
By Gabe Worgaftik January 17, 2018 | 6:40pm
aux Fine, maybe you can play the Star Wars cantina song on anything
By Gabe Worgaftik January 16, 2018 | 3:54pm
aux Everybody wants to fuck this kangaroo
By Gabe Worgaftik January 11, 2018 | 3:48pm
aux Let's watch the year's best TV news bloopers, because we've goddamn earned it
By Gabe Worgaftik December 21, 2017 | 9:12pm
aux One of the Koch brothers' sons makes truly hideous shirts online, would like to sell them to you
By Gabe Worgaftik December 21, 2017 | 4:29pm
aux Former Ticketmaster CEO: Humans should toil ceaselessly and without rest, as they would in hell
By Gabe Worgaftik December 20, 2017 | 4:27pm
aux Doomsday preppers say coffee is the key to surviving the end of the world
By Gabe Worgaftik December 19, 2017 | 4:36pm
aux Anti-homeless robot covered in barbecue sauce, given well-deserved ass-kicking
By Gabe Worgaftik December 15, 2017 | 9:04pm
aux Unfortunately named DJ Ajit Pai is having a terrible time right now
By Gabe Worgaftik December 15, 2017 | 6:38pm
aux Omarosa explains that, actually, no, she didn't get fired
By Gabe Worgaftik December 14, 2017 | 6:40pm
aux Someone hacked Anderson Cooper's Twitter to send a single, lame insult to the president
By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 10:04pm
aux Fun new app reminds you constantly of your impending mortality
By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 6:39pm