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• aux Dril shares his real name and thoughts on working outside of Twitter By Reid McCarter April 13, 2023 | 6:44pm
• music The eternally studying Lofi Girl will now share her workload with Synth Boy By Reid McCarter April 12, 2023 | 8:46pm
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• music Please enjoy Elliott Smith playing "Clementine" for Tom Bergeron and a puppet By Reid McCarter April 6, 2023 | 4:01pm
• aux Dairy industry looks to Mr. Beast, "product accelerator" contests to "reclaim milk’s mojo" By Reid McCarter April 5, 2023 | 7:30pm
• aux AI-assisted Furby spills the beans on plans for world domination By Reid McCarter April 5, 2023 | 3:59pm
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• film Video of Will Smith eating spaghetti marks natural end point for AI development By Reid McCarter March 30, 2023 | 4:14pm
• aux We may soon be able to include woolly mammoth meatballs in our giant bowls of spaghetti By Reid McCarter March 29, 2023 | 5:00pm
• aux Conner O'Malley returns to the internet with a video on the rise and fall of Rebranded Mickey Mouse By Reid McCarter March 28, 2023 | 4:27pm
• film A round of applause, please, for this TikToker's fictional "Best Actress" Oscar nominee line-up By Reid McCarter March 13, 2023 | 4:47pm
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• tv That AI generated Seinfeld show has returned from its Twitch suspension with an all-new cast By Reid McCarter March 10, 2023 | 4:58pm
• film Adam McKay recruits Darth Vader to help deliver a "love letter to Exxon" By Reid McCarter March 8, 2023 | 6:50pm
• film Steven Spielberg shares personal theory explaining all those UFO sightings By Reid McCarter March 6, 2023 | 6:05pm
• tv Jack Black's latest antics required The Kelly Clarkson Show to blur out his balls By Reid McCarter March 3, 2023 | 5:39pm
• aux Behold one man's quest to build the perfect little house for a neighborhood frog By Reid McCarter March 1, 2023 | 5:11pm
• music Mom asks internet if anyone could play her 10-year-old's first composition, internet does just that By Reid McCarter February 23, 2023 | 9:46pm
• aux Joyce Carol Oates spent the long weekend using her Twitter to dunk on transphobes By Reid McCarter February 21, 2023 | 5:43pm
• aux Woman creates "raccoon drive-thru," which, to our delight, is exactly what it sounds like By Reid McCarter February 17, 2023 | 9:18pm