Feb 13 2015SaveTV ReviewsConstantine2/13/15C-TV ReviewsConstantine2/13/15Constantine: “Waiting For The Man”Brandon Nowalk256Save“Waiting For The Man” is best encapsulated by the scene where Zed has a vision of a man writing a message to her—we…
Feb 6 2015SaveTV ReviewsConstantine2/6/15BTV ReviewsConstantine2/6/15Constantine: “Angels And Ministers Of Grace”Brandon Nowalk302SaveIt’s head versus heart in “Angels And Ministers Of Grace.” Zed has a mass in her brain, which is probably the source…
Jan 30 2015SaveTV ReviewsConstantine1/30/15B+TV ReviewsConstantine1/30/15Constantine: “A Whole World Out There”Brandon Nowalk265Save“Zed’s on bed rest and Chas is playing family man” is an inauspicious way to start a new Constantine, but I’m…
Jan 23 2015SaveTV ReviewsConstantine1/23/15BTV ReviewsConstantine1/23/15Constantine: “Quid Pro Quo”Brandon Nowalk241SaveFeaturing a plot about putting people in comas is tempting fate for a backstory episode, but “Quid Pro Quo” is just…
Jan 17 2015SaveTV ReviewsConstantine1/17/15B+TV ReviewsConstantine1/17/15Constantine: “The Saint Of Last Resorts: Part 2”Brandon Nowalk264SavePreviously on Constantine: Sister Anne Marie hobbled John so she could escape an invunche. The cult of Zed’s Dad…
Dec 13 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine12/13/14BTV ReviewsConstantine12/13/14Constantine: “The Saint Of Last Resorts”Brandon Nowalk249SaveThe question on our minds as we watch Sister Anne Marie shoot our hero John Constantine so he can be the goat to the…
Dec 5 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine12/5/14C+TV ReviewsConstantine12/5/14Constantine: “Blessed Are The Damned”Brandon Nowalk150SaveSo there are these angels, love, and they can’t interfere, love. They have two main responsibilities, emotional…
Nov 29 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine11/29/14BTV ReviewsConstantine11/29/14Constantine: “Rage Of Caliban”Brandon Nowalk243SaveYou can tell “Rage Of Caliban” is gonna be a good one from the last-minute excuse for Angélica Celaya’s absence:…
Nov 21 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine11/21/14D+TV ReviewsConstantine11/21/14Constantine: “Danse Vaudou”Brandon Nowalk346SaveA couple weeks ago I was whine-dering why we met Papa Midnite in Generic City #3 instead of, say, New Orleans.…
Nov 14 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine11/14/14C+TV ReviewsConstantine11/14/14Constantine: “A Feast Of Friends”Brandon Nowalk233SaveWould you look at that, a drama in Constantine’s clothes! An old friend resurfaces, and he and John hunt the ebola…
Nov 7 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine11/7/14BTV ReviewsConstantine11/7/14Constantine: “The Devil’s Vinyl”Brandon Nowalk306SaveWhat a relief. “The Devil’s Vinyl” is a merciful step up from “The Darkness Beneath.” Not such an improvement that…
Oct 31 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine10/31/14D+TV ReviewsConstantine10/31/14Constantine: “The Darkness Beneath”Brandon Nowalk402SaveThe Constantine pilot ends with a swerve, and “The Darkness Beneath” is the slick, unfortunate road ahead. What it…
Oct 24 2014SaveTV ReviewsConstantine10/24/14B+TV ReviewsConstantine10/24/14Constantine: “Non Est Asylum”Brandon Nowalk541SaveConstantine is really good at giving off an earthy stench for a show that operates politely within the boundaries of…