"Great Job, Internet!"

• music Enjoy six and a half hours of “Marquee Moon” guitar solos for mental health purposes By Matt Schimkowitz November 26, 2024 | 8:03pm
• aux, news Congratulations to The Onion, proud new owners of InfoWars By Drew Gillis November 14, 2024 | 9:47am
• news It’s time to auction off all of Alex Jones' InfoWars shit By Emma Keates November 13, 2024 | 11:44am
• aux Ireland stages their own lookalike contest for Paul Mescal By Emma Keates November 7, 2024 | 3:57pm
• aux Running influencer turns NYC marathon into personal content mill, receives lifetime ban By Emma Keates November 6, 2024 | 12:53pm
• aux Thank goodness the Onion News Network is back for this election By Emma Keates November 5, 2024 | 4:27pm
• aux, tv The real Harvey Epstein thought John Mulaney's SNL sketch was "ridiculously funny" By Emma Keates November 4, 2024 | 3:24pm
• aux "Dwyane Wade" stuns in ridiculous new statue By Emma Keates October 28, 2024 | 3:12pm
• aux MrBeast and Logan Paul stand accused of selling kids moldy lunches By Emma Keates October 22, 2024 | 11:28am
• music Nardwuar confirms Rob Zombie has the worst “doot doo” in the business By Matt Schimkowitz September 30, 2024 | 9:00pm
• film Fake John Carpenter Letterboxd account delights the internet, confuses the real John Carpenter By Emma Keates September 26, 2024 | 3:25pm
• tv Read this: What to do with the best “lost” SNL sketches? Air them! By Matt Schimkowitz September 23, 2024 | 7:47pm
• aux Celebrity Number Six has been identified, ending another major internet mystery By Emma Keates September 9, 2024 | 2:28pm
• aux What's the dumbest thing we can get the IAU to name a quasi-moon? By William Hughes September 5, 2024 | 12:50am
• aux Dawson’s Creek mourned the “Gary Cooper type” nearly a year before The Sopranos By Laura Adamczyk January 11, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Celebrate the best films of a shitty year with one critic’s best-of video countdown By Allison Shoemaker January 11, 2021 | 7:08pm
• aux Universal’s classic monster movies are headed to YouTube By Allison Shoemaker January 8, 2021 | 9:32pm
• aux That Ratatouille TikTok musical raked in the dough for The Actors Fund By Allison Shoemaker January 4, 2021 | 11:02pm
• aux Read this: Add the Sorting Hat to the list of things J.K. Rowling is wrong about By Allison Shoemaker December 22, 2020 | 6:21pm
• aux Why are there so few new “classic” Christmas songs? By Allison Shoemaker December 21, 2020 | 9:40pm
• aux This baby Joe Pesci wants to make sure you "stay the fuck inside" By Patrick Gomez December 17, 2020 | 10:33pm
• aux This is what interior decorating looks like when you have too much money and really like Christmas By Patrick Gomez November 19, 2020 | 10:17pm
• aux The saga of the white politician, the bad tweet, and Patti LaBelle's son and/or nephew By Randall Colburn November 11, 2020 | 12:21am
• aux Alton Brown is just as unhinged as the rest of us right now By Britt Hayes November 3, 2020 | 5:04pm
• aux Helen Mirren’s Billy Bush joins Sarah Cooper in bringing the Access Hollywood tape to life By Allison Shoemaker October 30, 2020 | 7:33pm