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Kanye West's wedding song is only about Kim Kardashian if you want it to be
By Eric Thurm October 12, 2012 | 7:00pm
This presidential campaign is inspiring some interesting (?) music
By AV Club Staff October 12, 2012 | 6:59pm
Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz made a rap song using only the finest of gangsta ingredients
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 6:40pm
Judge for yourself how accurately Jon Hamm and Adam Scott recreated Simon & Simon ’s opening credits
By Erik Adams October 12, 2012 | 6:25pm
Give Ron Swanson all the bacon you have, so he can hoard it
By Genevieve Koski October 12, 2012 | 6:05pm
At long last, the partial Outsourced reunion everyone’s been clamoring for
By Will Harris October 12, 2012 | 5:55pm
Hulk Hogan reiterates claim that he almost starred in The Wrestler , which remains news to Darren Aronofsky
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 5:36pm
Ratings roundup: CW's Vampire Diaries ties ABC, beats NBC in early Nielsen ratings
By Emily St. James October 12, 2012 | 5:30pm
Get Involved, Internet: David Fincher wants your help turning The Goon into a movie
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 5:00pm
Let's all enjoy the mean things the real chefs said about Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray
By Josh Modell October 12, 2012 | 4:42pm
Marvel Now! begins with Uncanny Avengers #1
By Oliver Sava October 12, 2012 | 4:00pm
Jodie Foster to direct Money Monster , which is not, regrettably, about a money monster
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 3:56pm
Paul McCartney, The Shins, Sharon Van Etten, and more featured on Starbucks Christmas comp
By Marah Eakin October 12, 2012 | 3:45pm
NBC schedules that Munsters reboot for a single Friday night airing, basically confirming that it's dead
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 3:38pm
If you are a twentysomething female with a blog, you should be getting a TV show any day now
By Sean O'Neal October 12, 2012 | 2:52pm
Best Show celebrates an anniversary and Nerdist geeks out with Tom HanksBy Genevieve Koski, Aaron Frank, Nathan Rabin, Kevin McFarland, Kyle Ryan, Trip Cook, Maggie Serota, Steven Moore, Scott Tobias, Dan Fitchette, David Anthony, Colin Griffith, Oliver Sava, Christian Williams, Scott Gordon, Marcus Gilmer, Dan Telfer, Claire Zulkey, D.X. Ferris October 12, 2012 | 5:00am
New Fox show to put a "modern-day spin" on Bonnie and Clyde, for modern-day people in the modern day
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 10:35pm
Fat Joe will Instagram that ho, other things in the general area of ho's
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 9:42pm
Nelly detained in Texas for possession of heroin, a loaded gun, and 10 pounds of weed
By Marah Eakin October 11, 2012 | 8:20pm
R.I.P. cinematographer Harris Savides
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 11, 2012 | 8:03pm
Blondie drops three new tracks, lest anyone forget the band exists
By Marah Eakin October 11, 2012 | 7:40pm
And now science will ruin Jurassic Park for you
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 7:30pm
Ty Burrell and John Legend have both sold TV shows about themselves
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 6:44pm
Get Involved, Internet: The Thrilling Adventure Hour has a graphic novel and big plans
By Kyle Ryan October 11, 2012 | 5:45pm
China's Mo Yan wins this year's Nobel Prize for literature
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 11, 2012 | 5:36pm
A new Little Rascals movie will star one of the Toddlers & Tiaras girls, which sounds about right
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 5:25pm
Watch Jack Black rip out a man's still-beating heart in the new OFF! video
By Marah Eakin October 11, 2012 | 5:05pm
Rihanna's new album titled so as to remind everyone that she doesn't care what they think
By Marah Eakin October 11, 2012 | 5:00pm
Jamie Foxx and Ken Jeong agree to star in each other's movies, are apparently buddies now
By John Semley October 11, 2012 | 4:23pm
Ratings roundup: Arrow hits a bullseye (by the highly qualified "bullseye" standards of The CW)
By Erik Adams October 11, 2012 | 4:16pm
Kevin Kline will play a washed-up Errol Flynn
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 11, 2012 | 4:15pm
Parks And Recreation is ready to introduce you to Jerry's wifeBy Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 4:01pm
The Rolling Stones release a new Rolling Stones-y single
By Marah Eakin October 11, 2012 | 3:45pm
NBC considering burning off that Munsters reboot as a Halloween special
By Sean O'Neal October 11, 2012 | 3:38pm
Chicago, come celebrate the release of The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge
By Kyle Ryan October 11, 2012 | 3:29pm
Hideous beasts with shadowy intentions terrorize innocent civilians. Oh, also, The Vampire Diaries is back
By Erik Adams October 11, 2012 | 5:00am
Ian McShane to join those loopy American Horror Story cocksuckers
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 11:01pm
Johnny Depp just bogarted all the Shakespeare for his new TV show
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 10:34pm
See the human-dinosaur hybrids who might have starred in Jurassic Park IV , had someone thought that was a good idea
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 9:49pm
Tom Hanks loves Storage Wars
By Marah Eakin October 10, 2012 | 9:30pm
Molly Shannon added to NBC's Hannibal , which is definitely sounding pretty quirky now
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 9:09pm
Made In Jersey gets the first cancellation of the seasonBy Austin Bernhardt October 10, 2012 | 8:45pm
Sear your eyes with the cute new Toy Story short, “Partysaurus Rex,” online for free
By Tasha Robinson October 10, 2012 | 8:38pm
Shailene Woodley up for Mary Jane in the Spider-Man sequel that will start looking more like the other Spider-Man now
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 8:12pm
Watch Thee Oh Sees' new Drive- infused video
By Marah Eakin October 10, 2012 | 8:10pm
Miguel announces tour dates around Kaleidoscope Dream
By Marah Eakin October 10, 2012 | 7:30pm
Watch Sharon Van Etten get down with some naked people in her new video
By Austin Bernhardt October 10, 2012 | 6:10pm
ABC also just heard this great idea for a modern-day Great Expectations show
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 5:55pm
Moscow appeals court frees one of the members of Pussy Riot
By Austin Bernhardt October 10, 2012 | 5:40pm
30 Rock 's Lutz to offer himself up for psychological experiments By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 5:01pm
This strangely inappropriate heart-attack PSA features zombies
By Noah Cruickshank October 10, 2012 | 4:55pm
R.I.P. Alex Karras
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 10, 2012 | 4:15pm
The Secret Life Of The American Teenager to end next year, leaving millions of kids unaware that sex leads only to deathBy Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 4:04pm
Ryan Reynolds will talk to animals, probably talk his shirt off, in The Voices
By John Semley October 10, 2012 | 3:45pm
Angela Lansbury won't be in Wes Anderson's next movie, because she is a creature of cruel treachery
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 3:27pm
Stephen Colbert makes Morrissey uncomfortable
By Josh Modell October 10, 2012 | 3:25pm
Listen to Andrew Bird cover Townes Van Zandt's "If I Needed You"
By Josh Terry October 10, 2012 | 3:25pm
Uma Thurman will also be somewhere in the vicinity of all those penises in Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 3:07pm
Beyonce won't be in Clint Eastwood's A Star Is Born remake after all
By Sean O'Neal October 10, 2012 | 2:46pm
If you'll be its Dixie chicken, Nashville will be your Tennessee lamb
By Emily St. James October 10, 2012 | 5:00am
October 10, 2012
By David Malki ! October 10, 2012 | 5:00am
October 10, 2012
By Dan Savage October 10, 2012 | 5:00am
Stream Ben Gibbard's first solo album, Former Lives
By Eric Thurm October 9, 2012 | 10:45pm
Yes, there will probably be a Taken 3
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 10:25pm
Megan Mullally will return to Parks And Recreation , as she and Nick Offerman have not yet been poisoned by love's decay
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 10:04pm
Toro Y Moi announces new album of “sincere pop music”
By Eric Thurm October 9, 2012 | 9:45pm
RZA directing film about a hitman teamed with a happy little blue horse, proving you are insanely high right now
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 9:27pm
Capitalists, get those dollars ready for a Rage Against The Machine box set
By Josh Terry October 9, 2012 | 9:00pm
Dinosaur Jr. to release live album recorded in 1987
By Josh Terry October 9, 2012 | 8:30pm
The Office 's Angela Kinsey finds refuge at Fox with Rachael HarrisBy Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 8:26pm
Ty Segall announces yet another tour, Conan appearance
By Josh Terry October 9, 2012 | 8:10pm
Dolph Lundgren to star in syndicated series about lifeguards, giving you the chance to try the '90s all over again
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 7:39pm
“Do The Paul Ryan” certain to appeal to young voters who like the YouTubes and Internets or whatever
By Matt Wild October 9, 2012 | 7:00pm
Louie isn't coming back until 2014 By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 6:52pm
Rancid commemorating its 20th anniversary with a ridiculously overstuffed 7-inch box set
By Marah Eakin October 9, 2012 | 6:50pm
Charles Schulz's Peanuts will finally get the most technologically advanced movie the future can afford
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 6:20pm
Judd Apatow unearths network notes on The Ben Stiller Show
By Marah Eakin October 9, 2012 | 6:00pm
Here are even more details about Community 's fourth season that you can read about instead of actually watching, because that's just as good
By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 5:42pm
Carnivàle creator is running NBC's Dracula now, forcing us to pay attention to it By Sean O'Neal October 9, 2012 | 4:06pm
A reminder of our commenting policy (and what you can do to help enforce it)
By Keith Phipps October 9, 2012 | 3:15pm
NBC pulls Community from schedule because it wanted to remind you that it can
By Emily St. James October 9, 2012 | 6:15am
And now a photo of Aaron Paul watching Radiohead with Pierce Brosnan, presented without further explanation
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 10:48pm
CBS adapting Bad Teacher as TV show based on the network definition of "bad"
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 10:23pm
Dean Ween announces Josh Homme-produced solo album
By Austin Bernhardt October 8, 2012 | 10:00pm
Community finale comments section hits 100,000 comments, unlocking mysteries of universe and existenceBy Emily St. James October 8, 2012 | 9:50pm
Great Expectations will also be a TV show with the help of Reese WitherspoonBy Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 9:41pm
Sufjan Stevens announces a very jubilant Christmas tour
By Austin Bernhardt October 8, 2012 | 9:00pm
Dabney Coleman's real-life cancer affected Boardwalk Empire (also, Dabney Coleman had cancer)
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 8:54pm
Fifty Shades Of Grey now has a writer, because better late than neverBy Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 8:23pm
Fox picks up more of The Mindy Project and Ben And Kate
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 6:31pm
Paul Reubens wins big on The Gong Show in 1977
By Kyle Ryan October 8, 2012 | 6:16pm
The death of love pulls Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman into its pitiless void
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 6:09pm
Stream the new album from The Hounds Below, featuring ex-Von Bondies frontman Jason Stollsteimer
By Marah Eakin October 8, 2012 | 6:00pm
Screaming Females cancel fall tour due to illness
By Austin Bernhardt October 8, 2012 | 5:45pm
Lena Dunham's advice now officially worth $3.7 million
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 5:37pm
Stream Godspeed You! Black Emperor's first new album in 10 years
By Austin Bernhardt October 8, 2012 | 5:30pm
Lloyd Dobler shows up to a Peter Gabriel concert
By Kyle Ryan October 8, 2012 | 5:22pm
Björk to release remix compilation bastards this November
By Marah Eakin October 8, 2012 | 5:00pm
All the kids are listening to Twinklecore?
By Marah Eakin October 8, 2012 | 5:00pm
Michael Fassbender has maybe joined, will probably get cut from Terrence Malick's film
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 4:56pm
New reality shows include Bear Grylls forcing people to drink their pee, celebrity diving, and other dystopian scenarios
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 4:29pm
Good morning; here is Lady Gaga vomiting on stage as a brilliant subversion of the "vomiting pop star" trend
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 3:39pm
Weekend Box Office: Families just can't get enough of Liam Neeson losing his family
By Sean O'Neal October 8, 2012 | 3:03pm
October 8, 2012
By Max Cannon October 8, 2012 | 3:00pm
Hanna Rosin: The End Of Men And The Rise Of Women
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 8, 2012 | 5:03am
John Varley: Slow Apocalypse
By Tasha Robinson October 8, 2012 | 5:02am
Hank Phillippi Ryan: The Other Woman
By Noah Cruickshank October 8, 2012 | 5:01am
Philip Norman: Mick Jagger
By Phil Dyess-Nugent October 8, 2012 | 5:00am
