"great job internet"

• aux Let's consider the dystopian potential of 280-character Twitter By Reid McCarter September 27, 2017 | 4:43pm
• aux A brief history of the internet's saddest neo-Nazi loser humiliating himself By Randall Colburn September 26, 2017 | 6:51pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help B.o.B. fund a private space program to prove the Earth is flat By Clayton Purdom September 26, 2017 | 6:37pm
• aux Somehow Harry Shearer has given us a wonderful video of Sean Hannity vaping By Reid McCarter September 26, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux Read This: The owner of Laura Palmer’s house talks about her Twin Peaks cameo By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 8:01pm
• aux “Sexy border control agent” is early frontrunner for worst 2017 Halloween costume By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 4:28pm
• aux Read This: The romantic torment behind the world’s best recipe comment By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 4:07pm
• aux Somehow a toddler running around with a knife is the most joyous thing on the internet By Clayton Purdom September 20, 2017 | 4:01pm
• aux Take a trip through cinematic history with these totally accurate titular movie lines By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 6:03pm
• aux The time has come for all the celebrity teens to return to school By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 4:11pm
• aux It's hard to forget the violent, nihilistic Hotline Miami By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 2:48pm
• aux Celebrate some of the film world's most beloved inanimate objects By Reid McCarter September 15, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Max Landis discovers music criticism, writes hundreds of pages about Carly Rae Jepsen By Reid McCarter September 14, 2017 | 4:21pm
• aux Here’s how Game Of Thrones made nephew-fucking feel inevitable By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 8:08pm
• aux Steve Bannon is doing a juice cleanse to repair his lifetime of evil By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:53pm
• aux TJ Miller has returned to his true passion: Writing batshit Yelp reviews By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:00pm
• aux Fox News dipshit thinks viral shark photo is downright  “biblical” By Reid McCarter August 29, 2017 | 4:58pm
• aux Nothing to see here, just a secret rave being held inside a Porta Potty By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 4:19pm
• aux If George R. R. Martin won’t write Winds Of Winter, this AI will, damn it By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux Famous tall person Jason Segel is having a tiny doors problem By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 3:42pm
• aux This stock photo couple is the internet’s new soap opera By Dan Neilan August 25, 2017 | 6:22pm
• aux Google releases millions of people’s lousy stick-figure drawings By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 2:27am
• aux Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies By Clayton Purdom May 8, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Comedy provocateur Mike Huckabee spent Cinco de Mayo “watching Speedy Gonzales” By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 7:58pm
• aux There is a secret world that only “creative people” enjoy By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 5:35pm