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Steven Seagal got himself banned from Ukraine for being too “dangerous”
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 6:15pm
Self-driving suitcases to make the robot apocalypse slightly more convenient
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 5:12pm
Ellen says Trump’s not welcome on her show
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 4:24pm
Today’s best deals: Squatty Potty, Mother’s Day Fitbit sale, and more
By Shep McAllister May 6, 2017 | 3:32pm
An unreleased Elliott Smith live track is Planned Parenthood’s newest 7”
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 4:14am
New Tennessee law brings homophobia to the dictionary
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 3:42am
Frank Ocean cancels Sasquatch! festival gig, maybe more
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 1:46am
Loretta Lynn forced to postpone tour dates after suffering a stroke
By William Hughes May 6, 2017 | 12:31am
MGMT announces new album
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 11:53pm
The FCC is going after Stephen Colbert
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 11:31pm
Dave Chappelle joins the A Star Is Born remake
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 10:56pm
ABC is bringing back American Idol
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 10:26pm
Kanye West deletes his social-media accounts, is probably happier for it
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 10:15pm
Now you can listen to both new LCD Soundsystem songs
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 9:33pm
Rick And Morty hits the road in schwifty new RickmobileBy William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 9:01pm
Correction: Republican bloodsuckers who sentenced poor to die didn’t drink Bud Light
By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 8:59pm
Jason Momoa to play Will Ferrell’s hunky son in new comedy
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 8:41pm
David Lynch still insists that he’s done making movies
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 8:19pm
The Nintendo PlayStation is real, and now it’s fully operational
By Matt Gerardi May 5, 2017 | 8:18pm
Hanson’s Middle Of Nowhere turns 20 this weekend
By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 8:08pm
Why The Matrix has a perfect cinematic beginning
By Gwen Ihnat May 5, 2017 | 8:04pm
Elisabeth Moss has had enough in an exclusive clip from IFC’s Chuck
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 8:00pm
Comedy provocateur Mike Huckabee spent Cinco de Mayo “watching Speedy Gonzales”
By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 7:58pm
Feds now looking into whether Fox News lawsuits were settled under duress
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 7:26pm
NBC sets Will & Grace revival for fall
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 6:32pm
State Department backtracks on endorsing Ivanka Trump’s new book
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 6:11pm
When it comes to getting mocked on TV, Donald Trump is doing great
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 6:02pm
People freaked the fuck out when this dancing Pikachu malfunctioned
By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 6:00pm
Today’s best deals: Star Wars toys, Downton Abbey , and more
By Shep McAllister May 5, 2017 | 5:50pm
Please enjoy Justin Bieber’s tour rider
By Dan Neilan May 5, 2017 | 5:42pm
There is a secret world that only “creative people” enjoy
By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 5:35pm
Meet the Sweet, Sweet Lonely Girl in a dreamy Shudder exclusive
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 5:00pm
Ousted Oculus CEO emerges from exile dressed as sexy Metal Gear Solid lady
By Matt Gerardi May 5, 2017 | 4:57pm
The Decemberists unveil a new folk side project, Offa Rex
By Esther Zuckerman May 5, 2017 | 4:50pm
Breaking: Cargo shorts not cool
By Randall Colburn May 5, 2017 | 4:44pm
That strong as hell kangaroo may be getting his own statue
By Dan Neilan May 5, 2017 | 4:33pm
Revisiting Reservoir Dogs , 25 years later
By Randall Colburn May 5, 2017 | 4:29pm
Disney started over on Star Wars: Episode IX after Carrie Fisher’s death
By Esther Zuckerman May 5, 2017 | 4:23pm
Congressman finds out the hard way that people liked Obamacare
By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 4:01pm
Step into the erotic fantasy world of Jean Rollin in this Lost Girls exclusive
By Katie Rife May 5, 2017 | 4:00pm
You could soon be able to relive Hillary Clinton’s defeat every week on TV
By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 3:59pm
It’s Rumor Time: Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie might be in Infinity War
By Esther Zuckerman May 5, 2017 | 3:44pm
Adam Scott celebrates Star Wars Day with Mark Hamill
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 3:02pm
Here’s Grizzly Bear’s first new song in five years
By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 2:31pm
The BBC is launching a new War Of The Worlds
By Esther Zuckerman May 5, 2017 | 2:14pm
Mae Whitman is totally going to be in the Valley Girl musical remake
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 2:01pm
Kaijumax brings big emotion to a tale of incarcerated monstersBy Oliver Sava May 5, 2017 | 2:00pm
Now Delta’s kicking whole families off of flights
By Danette Chavez May 5, 2017 | 1:37pm
Trump praises Australian health care, might not know it’s a universal system
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 3:58am
One of those new LCD Soundsystem songs arrived a couple of hours early
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 3:19am
NBC clicks its heels, sends Emerald City home
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 3:01am
NBC’s first picks of 2017 are a military thriller and Jason Katims’ high school theater drama Rise
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 2:39am
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell got matching Walk of Fame stars today
By William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 2:03am
Kevin Hart, Ellen DeGeneres, and other celebrities decide to give YouTube a try
By Sam Barsanti May 5, 2017 | 1:53am
The Walking Dead ’s Josh McDermitt quits social media over fan harassmentBy Sam Barsanti May 5, 2017 | 12:33am
Wonder Woman marketing takes a depressing turn with diet bar tie-inBy William Hughes May 5, 2017 | 12:11am
Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda to star in sexy book club movie
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 11:38pm
Suing the Fyre Festival is the hot new trend, apparently
By William Hughes May 4, 2017 | 10:37pm
Emoji game show to test players on their ability to understand emotions
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 10:11pm
Chris Rock to keep touring straight into next year
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 9:29pm
New short film lets Mike Cernovich convince you he is a piece of shit
By Randall Colburn May 4, 2017 | 9:28pm
Taken director Pierre Morel is making a female-led action movieBy Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 8:38pm
Celebrate May the 4th with a parade of tiny drunken Wookiees
By Katie Rife May 4, 2017 | 8:30pm
Linkin Park and Blink-182 create unholy union called “Blinkin Park”
By Clayton Purdom May 4, 2017 | 8:17pm
Austin City Limits Festival lineup includes Gorillaz and Run The Jewels
By Danette Chavez May 4, 2017 | 8:13pm
The wise children and immature adults of the Wes Anderson universe
By Clayton Purdom May 4, 2017 | 8:07pm
Rebel sympathizers evacuate school after kid shows up in Darth Vader costume
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 7:53pm
Republicans celebrate stripping millions of healthcare by chugging Bud Light
By Sean O'Neal May 4, 2017 | 7:47pm
Warner Bros. bumps back Godzilla Vs. Kong
By Danette Chavez May 4, 2017 | 7:38pm
Today’s best deals: May the Fourth sales, $38 drone, and more
By Shep McAllister May 4, 2017 | 7:26pm
HBO is developing 4 different Game Of Thrones spin-offs
By Katie Rife May 4, 2017 | 7:25pm
Ridley Scott has found the J. Paul Getty III for his kidnapping movie
By Esther Zuckerman May 4, 2017 | 6:40pm
An important investigation into the appropriateness of boners at nudist camps
By Randall Colburn May 4, 2017 | 6:33pm
Humans may have once been like the Borg
By Dan Neilan May 4, 2017 | 4:52pm
Americans are creeping out the rest of the world by smiling too much
By Clayton Purdom May 4, 2017 | 4:48pm
The first image of Marvel’s Inhumans TV show doesn’t inspire confidence
By Alex McLevy May 4, 2017 | 4:45pm
Hillary Clinton drops The Handmaid’s Tale references at Planned Parenthood event
By Esther Zuckerman May 4, 2017 | 4:39pm
LCD Soundsystem to release 2 new songs tonight at midnight
By Matt Gerardi May 4, 2017 | 4:12pm
Black Panther & The Crew #2 gets historical in this exclusive previewBy Oliver Sava May 4, 2017 | 4:00pm
Liam Neeson showed up to a sandwich shop that offered him a free sandwich
By Randall Colburn May 4, 2017 | 3:59pm
Enjoy this video montage of douchebags throughout history
By Clayton Purdom May 4, 2017 | 3:56pm
Watch a clip from the Girls episode of The A.V. Club TV show, and tune in tonight
By Josh Modell May 4, 2017 | 3:42pm
Press any key to enjoy this 16-bit tribute to King-Sized Homer
By Randall Colburn May 4, 2017 | 3:38pm
Mr. Chi City is back to save us all
By Dan Neilan May 4, 2017 | 3:33pm
Awesome, they released the Aquaman ...oh, it’s just a logo
By Alex McLevy May 4, 2017 | 3:32pm
Josh Gad ruffles feathers after posting image of The Penguin
By Danette Chavez May 4, 2017 | 3:09pm
Watch Morning Joe ’s co-hosts awkwardly confirm they’re getting married
By Esther Zuckerman May 4, 2017 | 3:07pm
Stephen Colbert says he’d tweak the joke that started #FireColbert campaign
By Danette Chavez May 4, 2017 | 2:03pm
Nashville ’s Will Chase is headed to the Upside DownBy Esther Zuckerman May 4, 2017 | 1:52pm
Chris Evans keeps playing Captain America IRL
By Danette Chavez May 4, 2017 | 1:15pm
Obama is still America’s cool-playlist-maker-in-chief
By William Hughes May 4, 2017 | 4:25am
Alanis Morissette’s ex-manager gets 6 years in prison for stealing millions from her
By William Hughes May 4, 2017 | 3:44am
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Christina Hendricks to star in new Brian De Palma project
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 2:04am
Man gets 2 years in prison for claiming he created Kung Fu Panda
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 1:07am
Stephen Colbert to bring some of his Daily Show friends to The Late Show
By Sam Barsanti May 4, 2017 | 12:24am
David Simon wrote a Broadway musical about The Pogues
By William Hughes May 3, 2017 | 11:30pm
Learn which of your friends is an alien monster with The Thing board game
By Sam Barsanti May 3, 2017 | 11:12pm
Japan is suffering from a ninja shortage
By William Hughes May 3, 2017 | 11:04pm
Stephen Colbert hit with #FireColbert backlash after “homophobic” Trump joke
By Esther Zuckerman May 3, 2017 | 10:37pm
Facebook to hire 3,000 poor schmucks to monitor violence, other awful shit
By William Hughes May 3, 2017 | 10:25pm
Universal wants to stay in the Jordan Peele business
By Sam Barsanti May 3, 2017 | 9:58pm
Groundbreaking sound design is the force that brought Star Wars to life
By Matt Gerardi May 3, 2017 | 9:46pm
Protester convicted of laughing at Jeff Sessions could face a year in jail
By Katie Rife May 3, 2017 | 9:44pm
Today’s best deals: Scorsese triple feature, Hitchcock collection, and more
By Shep McAllister May 3, 2017 | 9:35pm
“For Whom The Bell Tolls” on tiny little toy bells still shreds
By Clayton Purdom May 3, 2017 | 9:10pm
Trump was way too invested in pictures making fun of his inauguration crowds
By William Hughes May 3, 2017 | 8:59pm
Erykah Badu announces Badu Vs. Everythang world tour
By Kelsey J. Waite May 3, 2017 | 8:57pm
The Sopranos ’ ending gets recreated in Seinfeld By Clayton Purdom May 3, 2017 | 8:48pm
