Mr. Show With Bob And David

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions" & "Patriotism, Pepper, Professionalism"

Hello, fellow employees of Marilyn Mozzarella's Pizzarella Pie Parlours!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Eat Rotten Fruit From A Shitty Tree" & "Like Chickens...Delicious Chickens"

Hello, fellow Civil War re-enactors!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "It's Perfectly Understandishable" & "It's Insane, This Guy's Taint"

Hello, fellow graduates of Monk Academy!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Rudy Will Await Your Foundation" & "The Story Of Everest"

Hello, fellow patrons of the Burgundy Loaf!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Life Is Precious And God And The Bible" & "Show Me Your Weenis!"

Hello, fellow Wyckyd Sceptre fans!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "A White Man Set Them Free" & "The Return Of The Curse Of The Creature's Ghost"

Hello, fellow last Indians!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Bush Is A Pussy" & "It's A No-Brainer"

Hello, fellow paragons of mediocrity!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Please Don't Kill Me" & "Goin' On A Holiday"

Hello, fellow citizens of the Twin Empires of Meximericanada!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Oh, You Men" & "Flat-Top Tony And The Purple Canoes"

Hello, fellow clients of Entertainment 4 Every 1!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Heaven's Chimney" & "Peanut Butter, Eggs And Dice"

Hello, fellow Dewey Award winners!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Operation Hell On Earth" & "The Velveteen Touch Of A Dandy Fop"

Hello, fellow old ladies, bikers, gay guys, and Japanese men!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "The Biggest Failure In Broadway History" & "If You're Going To Write A Comedy Scene, You're Going To Have Some Rat Feces In There"

Hello, fellow GV Corporation shareholders!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "Now Who Wants Ice Cream?" & "A Talking Junkie"

Hello, fellow citizens of New Freeland!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "We Regret To Inform You" & "Who Let You In?"

Hello, fellow third wheel legends!

Mr. Show With Bob And David: "The Cry Of A Hungry Baby" & "What To Think"

Hello, fellow Globo-Chem employees, fans, and class action lawsuit participants!