Finally, a devotional candle to light while praying for the release of the pee tape
“Thoughts and prayers” might be bullshit, but we’re getting desperate here. The stuff that would’ve taken any other president down—the infidelity and subsequent coverup, the sexual assault accusations, the blatant, relentless racism—have all been swept away in a news cycle that spawns new outrages on the daily. It’s easy to fixate on Robert Mueller, the special counsel investigating the Trump administration for collusion with Russia, and hope that he’ll somehow lead us to Trump-free salvation. Alternately, we can pray, daily, for the reveal of the fabled pee tape, a document that supposedly proves that Trump hired Russian sex workers to pee on a bed the Obamas had slept in, which is the sort of debasement just awful enough to sound real these days.
Luckily, Dan Sinker, the writer and podcaster behind the viral @MayorEmanuel Twitter account, is here to aid our spiritually arid souls: He just launched a Kickstarter for prayer candles depicting both Mueller and the pee tape that we can use to amplify our cries to the creator that much more.
In his words:
Since Trump was inaugurated a year ago, we’ve sued, we’ve protested, we’ve run for office, we’ve hit the polls, we’ve done everything possible to get him out of office. And yet, here we are a year later. So it’s time to appeal to a higher power with Pee Tape and Robert Mueller III Prayer Candles.