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• aux Steve Bannon is doing a juice cleanse to repair his lifetime of evil By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:53pm
• aux TJ Miller has returned to his true passion: Writing batshit Yelp reviews By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:00pm
• aux Fox News dipshit thinks viral shark photo is downright  “biblical” By Reid McCarter August 29, 2017 | 4:58pm
• aux Adult Swim aired an “in memoriam” for Game Of Thrones’ writing after Rick And Morty this week By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 4:52pm
• aux Nothing to see here, just a secret rave being held inside a Porta Potty By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 4:19pm
• aux If George R. R. Martin won’t write Winds Of Winter, this AI will, damn it By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux Famous tall person Jason Segel is having a tiny doors problem By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 3:42pm
• aux The Game Of Thrones theme song, but it's only weird Kanye grunts now By Clayton Purdom August 28, 2017 | 7:57pm
• aux An exhaustive history of Chuck E. Cheese's terrifying robot band By Matt Gerardi August 28, 2017 | 7:03pm
• aux Watch this clean-cut young man explain the glories of Starbucks water By Gwen Ihnat August 28, 2017 | 6:52pm
• aux Apparently you enjoy plot twists more if they get spoiled for you By Clayton Purdom August 28, 2017 | 5:17pm
• aux The real MVP of last night's Game Of Thrones was Littlefinger's "oh shit" face By Clayton Purdom August 28, 2017 | 4:28pm
• aux Kendrick Lamar says Damn was meant to be played backwards, and it rules that way By Clayton Purdom August 25, 2017 | 7:15pm
• aux This stock photo couple is the internet’s new soap opera By Dan Neilan August 25, 2017 | 6:22pm
• aux Hideo Kojima wrote an essay on the similarities between Dunkirk and Death Stranding By Matt Gerardi August 25, 2017 | 6:05pm
• aux Celebrate the ability to openly carry swords in Texas with this batshit PSA By Dan Neilan August 25, 2017 | 6:02pm
• aux Say hello to Barp Moon, Commander Pony, and many more neural network-designed My Little Ponies By Dan Neilan August 25, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux The strange history of terrifying bunny rabbits in film By Randall Colburn August 25, 2017 | 4:43pm
• aux This short story is probably the closest we'll get to learning the plot of Half-Life 3 By Matt Gerardi August 25, 2017 | 12:22pm
• aux Read This: The ongoing controversy of Ilsa: She Wolf Of The SS By Randall Colburn August 24, 2017 | 8:02pm
• aux Read This: An exorcist's assistant on what movies get wrong—and right—about possession By Katie Rife August 24, 2017 | 6:59pm
• aux Westeros, Middle-earth, and the glories of a good fantasy map By Dan Neilan August 24, 2017 | 6:10pm
• aux Cute-as-hell toddler shows up to take over another newscast By Randall Colburn August 24, 2017 | 4:42pm
• aux Three days later, Trump has got an absolute scorcher of an eclipse meme for you By Clayton Purdom August 24, 2017 | 4:14pm
• aux Just what is Arya up to, exactly? By Dan Neilan August 24, 2017 | 4:03pm