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• aux Let's now consider the "postmodern design hellscape" of The Cheesecake Factory By Reid McCarter November 17, 2017 | 5:56pm
• aux Horrifying doll crawls out from under a layer of paint and into your nightmares By Reid McCarter November 16, 2017 | 9:01pm
• aux Sean Hannity creates a totally reasonable, absolutely enormous chart to prove Clinton conspiracy By Reid McCarter November 15, 2017 | 6:06pm
• aux Pikachu can speak full sentences now and people are freaking the fuck out By Reid McCarter November 14, 2017 | 7:51pm
• aux Guy reviews his office's terrible new "smart" water cooler By Clayton Purdom November 13, 2017 | 7:21pm
• aux Donald Trump Jr. tries, fails, to understand socialism through Halloween candy By Reid McCarter November 1, 2017 | 5:20pm
• aux Google pledges to fix its garbage cheeseburger emoji By Reid McCarter October 30, 2017 | 3:54pm
• aux Please enjoy this definitive ranking of non-traditional pasta shapes By Reid McCarter October 26, 2017 | 7:29pm
• aux Do not tell this gloriously angry librarian that libraries don't matter  By Reid McCarter October 25, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Celebrate the 1-year anniversary of the 2016 elections by screaming at the sky By Reid McCarter October 24, 2017 | 5:30pm
• aux Robert Mueller has a bustling Reddit fan club By Reid McCarter October 23, 2017 | 3:47pm
• aux Let's imagine Jurassic Park 2 going the Aliens route, and also starring Bruce Willis By Reid McCarter October 19, 2017 | 5:52pm
• aux This fucking showoff built an entire AT-AT in his yard By Reid McCarter October 18, 2017 | 5:41pm
• aux Oh good, we now know what Fox News thinks of Radiohead By Reid McCarter October 17, 2017 | 5:13pm
• aux Dance, Armie Hammer, you big beautiful boy, dance By Reid McCarter October 13, 2017 | 6:04pm
• aux College kid makes life better by rigging a door to play the Seinfeld theme when opened By Reid McCarter October 12, 2017 | 4:35pm
• aux Well, here's a video of Donald Trump endorsing Eminem for president By Reid McCarter October 11, 2017 | 9:13pm
• aux Star Wars' latest money-printing mascot screams at own existence, everything else By Reid McCarter October 10, 2017 | 4:48pm
• aux Rich people are just dropping thousands of dollars on used Puff Daddy shirts now By Randall Colburn October 10, 2017 | 4:39pm
• aux Read This: Stephen Miller was a real piece of shit in high school and college, too By Randall Colburn October 9, 2017 | 3:51pm
• aux Young Sheldon sends student newspaper editor into an existential death spiral  By Randall Colburn October 6, 2017 | 3:46pm
• aux A brief history of Nintendo’s weird-ass commercials By Randall Colburn October 5, 2017 | 5:52pm
• aux Drive-through Olive Garden is an idea too beautiful for this world By Reid McCarter October 2, 2017 | 6:54pm
• aux Read This: Larry David, fashion icon By Randall Colburn October 2, 2017 | 5:31pm
• aux Let's see what we can figure out about Kid Rock's politics from a bunch of his live shows By Reid McCarter September 29, 2017 | 6:08pm