Articles by Andrew Paul
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music Juvenile, Mannie Fresh, and Mia X deliver the song of the summer with "Vax That Thang Up"
By Andrew Paul July 8, 2021 | 4:27pm
aux The NOAA updates its 30-year "climate normals," and yeah, that tracks
By Andrew Paul July 6, 2021 | 7:00pm
aux Andrew Callaghan and Channel 5 delve into the horny heart of darkness that is pickup artistry
By Andrew Paul July 6, 2021 | 5:00pm
aux Woman discovers "tiddlywink" game piece stuck up her nose 37 years later
By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 6:30pm
aux Presumably sick of all the new questions about aliens, NASA updates its UFO FAQ
By Andrew Paul July 1, 2021 | 4:15pm
aux Allow Postdates to do that awkward, post-breakup items exchange for you
By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 9:30pm
aux Goody two-shoes couple finds extra $50 billion in their bank account, promptly return it
By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 8:00pm
aux Meet the optimistic scientist who thinks humanity's first E.T. contact won't end in extinction
By Andrew Paul June 29, 2021 | 7:00pm
aux Earth has given birth to a healthy, happy fifth ocean
By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 9:00pm
music Kentucky's latest "Redneck Rave" went exactly how one might imagine it
By Andrew Paul June 24, 2021 | 4:30pm
aux Even space radiation cannot neutralize the virile strength of freeze-dried mouse semen
By Andrew Paul June 23, 2021 | 4:00pm
film Read This: What the nerf herders at Disney got so wrong about Star Wars
By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 8:00pm
aux Someone paid $600K for a feces-smeared, pee-stained, rotten meat-stocked, dead cat Hell House
By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 7:00pm
aux Meet Ivory Hecker, the reporter sabotaging her local news gig for conservative clout
By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 6:25pm
aux It's your duty as an American to devour these 15 million extra Girl Scout cookies, goddamnit
By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 4:30pm
aux "Dystopian tech overlords are good, actually," say dystopian tech overlords
By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:30pm
aux Accuracy be damned, Joe Rogan is officially 5'3" now and no one can change our minds
By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:00pm
music Kid Rock's PR (himself) assures us Kid Rock has "gay friends" while doubling down on homophobic slur
By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:05pm
film Read This: An interview with the guy who restored the Super Mario Bros. movie
By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:00pm
aux What delicious dishes could Elon Musk’s upcoming Tesla drive-in serve us?
By Andrew Paul June 3, 2021 | 8:19pm
aux QAnon's cowboy-themed "Patriot Roundup" sure sounds like it was full of horseshit
By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 7:00pm