Someone paid $600K for a feces-smeared, pee-stained, rotten meat-stocked, dead cat Hell House
The person was willing to spend a pretty penny for a realtor-described "little slice of hell," proving we don't understand the real estate market one bit
Back in early May, Mimi Foster—a real estate agent destined for the profession by her name alone—posted a video to her YouTube page detailing an impressively desecrated house set for the market in the Colorado Springs area. “In the decades of being a real estate agent and a landlord, nothing could have prepared me for what I was about to encounter,” Foster said at the video’s outset, and good Lord, she did not disappoint.
The property, 4525 Churchill Ct., boasted a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom 3,598-square-feet “little slice of hell, as described by the original listing. It was a sales pitch that, for once, did not exaggerate the situation one damn bit. Of note in Foster’s 7-minute, vandalized McMansion tour clip:
- Wood-rotted exteriors
- Spray-painted obscenities on nearly every open surface and appliance
- Poop, both human and animal, everywhere
- Plastic bins full of aforementioned poop
- Carpets “saturated” with urine
- Sledgehammer holes in the walls
- A freezer full of rotten meat
- Two dead cats in a bathroom
- An empty bottle of Pure Leaf tea on a countertop (seriously, who drinks that stuff?)
According to Foster, the residential biohazard was the result of a “crazy as a bedbug” tenant evicted by the former owners and landlord after months of lapsed rent payments. This tenant, it’s also worth mentioning, was not the person on the home’s lease—Foster surmises that woman died some time ago, and the woman evicted from the hell house was a relative of the deceased.