Articles by Andrew Paul
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music Florida punk show tickets cost $18 if vaccinated, $999 if not
By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 3:05pm
aux Holy moly, the promos for this year's Shark Week are getting intense
By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 9:30pm
aux Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell got himself kicked out of the Asshat Convention
By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 4:01pm
aux Missing man turns up dead inside a stegosaurus statue, obviously
By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 7:30pm
aux Polite reminder to the recently vaccinated: you still cannot feed Hot Cheetos to monkeys at the zoo
By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 4:27pm
aux Come quick, everyone: Bongino and Geraldo are beefin' on the playground!
By Andrew Paul May 21, 2021 | 3:23pm
aux C'mon, it can't be this easy to debunk those new UFO videos
By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 7:47pm
music AI turns The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" into a pretty solid Nine Inch Nails song
By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 3:58pm
aux Even when not actually Elon Musk, Elon Musk manages to scam people out of millions in Bitcoin
By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 7:27pm
aux Let's drop a live grenade into a 1450-pound steel box, shall we?
By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 4:29pm
games Well, it's not like adding Frasier to Cyberpunk 2077 would make it any worse
By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 7:59pm
aux Elon Musk, fresh off tanking SNL , tanks entire cryptocurrency market
By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 5:02pm
aux First shipment of vodka made near Chernobyl seized by Ukrainian officials for some reason
By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 8:01pm
music Wanna guess where a Nazi slapped cops with his colostomy bag? (It was at Kid Rock's steakhouse)
By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 5:46pm
aux Great Job, China! A rocket chunk is careening back to Earth and no one's sure where it will land
By Andrew Paul May 6, 2021 | 3:27pm
aux McDonald's robber had to settle for a McMuffin and 6 years in prison instead of chicken nuggets
By Andrew Paul May 4, 2021 | 6:21pm
aux Happy May the Fourth: Chewbacca is on the run after stabbing a guy in New Orleans
By Andrew Paul May 4, 2021 | 4:10pm
film Hold the cow tools, Hollywood once tried to make a live-action adaptation of The Far Side ?
By Andrew Paul April 29, 2021 | 8:48pm
aux Bow, consumers, before your dead-eyed Baby Groot robot god
By Andrew Paul April 29, 2021 | 4:47pm
aux It's hard to overstate how poorly this VH1 The Fabulous Life Of... segment aged
By Andrew Paul April 27, 2021 | 7:36pm
aux Give this couple running a creepy doll adoption agency their own A&E show immediately
By Andrew Paul April 27, 2021 | 6:32pm