Polite reminder to the recently vaccinated: you still cannot feed Hot Cheetos to monkeys at the zoo
Well, hey there, stranger! So glad to see you! How did the second vaccine dose go? That one can be a real doozy, but we’re sure you probably already heard that a million times over by now. Sorry! We’re just so happy to be able to spend time in the outside world again. It’s been a bit of an adjustment, that’s for sure. Last week, we had this totally awkward interaction with the barista at Starbucks when we completely blanked on what a “Venti” was! Anywho, we’re sure you’ll bounce back and be brunching with the best of them in no time…
Whoa.
Okay, wait… now you just might want to hold on a second there. Look, we don’t mean to be rude or overstep our bounds here, but… we’re not sure if you remember, but you’re definitely not allowed to hop the zoo’s spider monkey enclosure fence, splash barefoot through their urine- and feces-soaked wading pool, and then feed the wild primates Flamin’ Hot Cheetos by hand. In fact, we’re pretty sure that was a widely known, hard and fast rule way before COVID-19 showed up.
