• aux Hannibal will have a lot more Gillian Anderson (not in the cannibal sense) By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 9:54pm
• aux The Wire’s Dominic West and Idris Elba reuniting as fish, just like you wanted By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 9:17pm
• aux Married...With Children spinoff considered for character who’d be up for that By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 7:51pm
• aux George Clooney is coming to Downton Abbey, sort of By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 5:51pm
• aux The Simpsons will also crossover with The Simpsons By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 5:15pm
• music Tom Waits had his cool hijacked for a Gary Oldman movie By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 4:00pm
• aux Zack Snyder reveals the very serious new Batmobile By Sean O'Neal September 11, 2014 | 3:58pm
• aux Ted Cruz warns that Democrats could “criminalize” Saturday Night Live By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 10:29pm
• tv James Franco’s new TV show promises subversion, Napoleon Dynamite wigs By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 8:40pm
• aux Courtney Love’s isolated guitar and vocals sound about like you’d expect By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 7:59pm
• aux Shadowy black market springs up around Olive Garden pasta passes By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 7:08pm
• aux Marc Summers climbs over obstacle course of his own making toward Double Dare reboot By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 5:53pm
• aux Cornered Justin Bieber responds to booing crowd by taking off clothes By Sean O'Neal September 10, 2014 | 4:21pm
• aux Joke sequel 23 Jump Street to become actual sequel By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 9:55pm
• aux Keanu Reeves to lend his virtual reality expertise to new TV show By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 9:13pm
• aux Terry Crews can now provide directions for your bitch ass By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 8:08pm
• aux ABC orders Nuclear Family, which could also mean several things By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 6:47pm
• aux Adultery-pimping website Ashley Madison to pimp itself with TV drama By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 5:35pm
• aux Howard Stern offered a moving eulogy for Joan Rivers and her vagina By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 4:05pm
• aux ABC orders Couch Detective, which is at least one of the things you think it is By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2014 | 2:00pm
• aux Olive Garden announces most fiendish plot yet to bury you in pasta By Sean O'Neal September 8, 2014 | 9:22pm