Saturday Night Live - Season 43

“Shut it down.”

“I’m not saying you guys don’t work hard, because I know on Saturdays, you do.”

“It’s so great to be back here, especially now that I’m rich.”

“If you’re watching this live right now, I’ll see your crazy ass in hell.”

“Like a fine black wine with abs.”

“Behind the scenes my ideas are much worse.”

“You challenged him so he’s shaming you now.”

“I’m back hosting Saturday Night Live for the fourth time for no reason.”

“I’m being told that that joke was actually written by a 32-year-old writer who went to Yale.”

“I have dreamt of standing on this stage my whole life!”

“I love how woke it is in here right now.”

“This guy—I like this guy. He’s pretty good.”

“Oh, we can do better than that!”

“I do a lot of jobs.” “Don’t do that James Franco!”

And “Welcome To Hell.”

“That’s what’s up.”

“I might Elizabeth Taylor this thing. You don’t know.”

“I think I’m doing quite well.”

“That is the way of my people.”

“Is it a maybe, or is it a no?”