Well, hello there. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? First off, my apologies for not covering “The Next Doctor” or “Planet Of The Dead.” Let me just say that life kept getting in the way and move on. But I’ll be here for the next three weeks, the grand finale of David Tennant’s tenure as The Doctor and, even more significantly, the end of the line for show-runner Russell T. Davies, who revived the show for a new millennium after a long fallow period. To touch briefly on the other specials: I thought “The Next Doctor” was pretty fun and a nice showcase for David “The Other Morrissey” Morrissey, an actor sadly best known over here for Basic Instinct 2. I liked “Planet” a little less. It felt overlong and a bit too Davies-by-numbers; it certainly pales next to “Midnight.” (And I remain unswayed by Michelle Ryan’s charms.)
This one, on the other hand, gave me little about which to complain. It’s witty and scary. It explores a philosophical conundrum at the heart of Davies-era Who. And it ends with a moment that casts our Time Lord hero in a darker light than we’ve seen him in before. Yet the moment also feels consistent with everything that’s happened up to that point.
But I’m getting ahead of the episode. Let’s double back. Dateline: Mars, 2059. The Doctor, now living a companion-free lifestyle, arrives to find he’s stumbled upon the first human settlement, famed for opening up a new age of space exploration and also, well, dying a tragic, mysterious death. This leaves him at once thrilled and confused. Thrilled, as one of the universe’s biggest fans of human achievement, to be witness to one of its defining events. Confused because the end is near and there’s nothing he can do about it. Or nothing he can do about it without screwing up history. “It’s one of those very rare times when I’ve got no choice,” he says.
Or is it? This episode finds the Doctor explaining a Fixed Moments Theory Of History. Time is in flux except for a few moments that, for history to remain intact, must remain the same. It’s the sort of conclusion a Time Lord arrives at after working as the “Maintenance Man Of The Universe” and spending time hanging out in Pompeii and with Madame de Pompadour. And, at least in the context of this series, it makes sense. (Although, say a Time Lord really wanted to break the law… But we’ll get to that.)
The last day of Bowie Base One is one such fixed moment, a catastrophe that prevents the cataclysm that would have resulted should one of Mars’ water vampires had made it to Earth. And Earth, after a series of catastrophes stemming from the problems of our own moment, has just now started to find its feet again. It’s post-racism, post-sexism, post-homophobia, post-environmental abuse. But it’s still recognizable as our own planet, a place of passion and quirky personalities. It is, in other words, the sort of world Davies might will into being.
So it would be a shame to ruin it with Water Vampires. And terrifying, too. I liked the monsters in this episode. They’re in he classic Who tradition of being lo-fi but no less frightening for the relatively humble make-up and special effects that bring them into being. But it’s The Doctor’s description that sells the scares. “Water,” he says, “always wins.”