Life is pretty much an unrelenting misery for anyone unlucky enough to have been born into George R.R. Martin’s A Song Of Ice And Fire universe. If you’re not yet imprisoned in a dank cell by religious zealots or getting tortured into insanity by a gleeful psychopath, you’re probably just biding time in squalor until you’re immolated by wildfire or dragon’s breath. The only thing that you can really do is try to stay busy and keep your mind off the supernatural deep freeze that will befall the land at the coming of The Great Other. Problem is, jobs are hard to come by on a continent so recently ravaged by war and still continuously plundered by various parties of reavers. Luckily, the Westeros Recruitment website is here to help the small folk find gainful employment.
Tired of feeling like your inability to speak more than one word is a stumbling block in your career? This might be the opportunity for you:
As Bran Stark’s personal assistant you will be tasked with aiding him on his adventures throughout Westeros and beyond The Wall. Because of his disability, you will be required to carry him while simultaneously performing other duties to the best of your abilities. So skipping leg day at the gym is not an option.
Main Responsibilities
Carry Bran Stark and ensure his objectives are met
Protect him from dangerous individuals
Follow Bran Stark’s orders to the best of your ability without question
Hold the door when requested