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American Girls
Winter Of Their Discontent: (Nothing) Changes For Josefina
The historical-fiction doll zeitgeist of the ’90s is dredged for feminist close reads, biting commentary, and batshit fanfic on American Girls. These expensive and aspirational dolls replete with period looks, accessories, and bedrooms (hello, Samantha’s canopy bed) were must-haves for young people with access to disposable income. Professional historians and pop culture aficionados Allison Horrocks and Mary Mahoney are reliving and re-reading the corresponding book series in chronological order, establishing which of the American Girls are narcs, which of their stories might just be recycled Full House plot lines, and which actual historical events provide context for each girl’s journey. You might have missed Josefina, a late addition to the original collection, but she was the first Latinx American Girl, representing the history of Santa Fe when it was still under Mexican rule. From caretaking in a way a 9-year-old shouldn’t to running from manifest destiny and a murderous Tia Dolores, Josefina has it rough. This incisive and biting episode featuring the sixth and final book in the series proves this winter tale might be the darkest book in the American Girl canon. [Morgan McNaught]
Best Movies Never Made
Tobe Hooper’s White Zombie
The 2014 documentary Jodorowsky’s Dune told the story of the birth and death of a visionary film that would never be. Now, one of the documentary’s producers, Stephen Scarlata, has joined with screenwriter Josh Miller to present more tales of doomed film productions in Best Movies Never Made. This week, they are joined by screenwriter Jared Rivet (Jackals) to discuss the two years he spent with legendary horror director Tobe Hooper as they tried, and failed, to get their remake of the Bela Lugosi classic White Zombie off the ground. Rivet recounts his working relationship with Hooper and the many changes their script made to the 1932 original. There was going to be a darkly comic undertone that would feature attacks on the health food industry and introduce the concept of sexually transmitted zombieism. Rivet really gets listeners excited about Hooper’s and his vision for the film, which makes the inevitable production meeting where they are told to change literally everything about it that much more heartbreaking. The production died like so many others. Years of effort came to nothing. But at least now Best Movies Never Made is offering a glimpse of what might have been. [Anthony D Herrera]
Broken: Jeffrey Epstein
Lady Ghislaine
It’s been just over a month since convicted sex offender and American financier Jeffrey Epstein allegedly killed himself in a federal prison, and the media is still neck-deep in various narratives surrounding his death. Thankfully, this new podcast series from Adam McKay and Three Uncanny Four Productions is serving the public with a helpful companion piece to all of the case’s day-to-day updates, with weekly episodes shedding light on the man’s legacy of sex trafficking and abuse. Hosted by The New Yorker’s Ariel Levy, the podcast’s second episode singles out disgraced British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, who investigators and journalists believe aided Epstein in luring minors. Reporter Daniel Bates of the Daily Mail speaks with Levy in the episode’s first half to describe Ghislaine’s father, Robert Maxwell (whom Bates describes as “a combination of Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump”), and what influence he might have had on the partnership between Jeffrey and Ghislaine. The latter half sees Miami Herald reporter Julie Kay Brown hypothesize Ghislaine’s current possible hiding place, which according to rumors might be somewhere in Key West, or somewhere in the ocean aboard a submarine. [Kevin Cortez]
Flyest Fables
Golden Roses
One well-known joy of childhood is the bedtime story, when a tale transports you elsewhere. Flyest Fables seeks to capture that sensation in audio, with stories created to represent and support Black children. A magical storybook travels around, passing from hand to hand, as it provides comfort, escape, and strength to children and teenagers facing personal challenges. “Golden Roses” follows the next step in the stories of Clarence, trapped in prison under false accusations, and Imani, used as an example to her nation. Creator Morgan Givens voices every character with astonishing clarity and skill, giving them each their own timbre and rhythm. The voice of his storyteller is exactly the voice of the man at the bedside, keeping people enthralled long past bedtime with a deep, calm tone. The stories tackle all kinds of topics, from bullying to having a parent in jail, addressed via a fantasy parallel, and the linked stories of Clarence and Imani address the injustice of the legal system rooted in a long history of oppression. Givens’ deft writing and Jayk Cherry’s lush sound engineering create an incredible sense of hopepunk. There are reasons left, still, to fight for liberation. [Elena Fernández Collins]