Walking along the freshly scrubbed, gleaming streets of Main Street USA in Disney World, Robert James Montgomery III (aka Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse) smiled brightly. The warm September sun shone on his bare face, and it felt so nice, for once, not to have to worry about his evil clown makeup melting and running into his eyes. He looked around at the tidy faux-Olde-Tyme storefronts and colorful awnings. There wasn't a dirty tarp in sight. As far as he could tell, there were no "Show us your tits or your dick for a free drink" signs. Nothing was on fire. It was, in a word, nice.
Harrison Smeaton (aka Shaggy 2 Dope) ambled over, funnel cake in hand. Montgomery smiled at him and said, "You know, I thought I would hate this place, but it's so.."
"Wholesome," Smeaton said, completing the thought.
"Yeah. I just wish there was a way to merge our two worlds: the Juggalos and the Magic Kingdom," Montgomery said hopefully. "It doesn't always have to be dirty braids and wrestling matches near port-o-potties, you know?"