Rickman rescues: 9 movies the actor elevated just by showing up

Like everyone else in the world, The A.V. Club was devastated to learn of the recent death of English stage and screen star Alan Rickman. While he is getting many (deserved) memorial tributes for his iconic turns as Harry Potter’s conflicted Severus Snape, Galaxy Quest’s magnificent Alexander Dane, and even Sense And Sensibility’s shy suitor, on closer look, Rickman elevates every single movie he’s in, just because he’s in it. Even (especially) movies that would otherwise be unredeemable. So below is a list of fair-to-middling films that Rickman heroically managed to energize every time he showed up on screen.
1. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, “Marvin The Paranoid Android” (2005)
Garth Jennings’ 2005 adaptation of Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy suffered many flaws—most of them stemming from a seemingly perverse desire to erase any lingering vision of the BBC’s beloved, gloriously clunky TV version from 1981. In particular, Jennings’ design for one of The Hitchhiker’s Guide’s best characters—Marvin The Paranoid Android—stomps all over the BBC’s design, substituting a gangly, awkward robot for a cutesy, streamlined Bobblehead of a droid. While the excellent-on-paper cast of the 2005 film was largely squandered, Alan Rickman’s voice portrayal of Marvin is one of the movie’s few saving graces: Profoundly glum and existentially exasperated, Rickman adds a sly twist of sardonic contempt to Adams’ iconic creation. [Jason Heller]
2. Dogma, “Metatron” (1999)
Kevin Smith’s Dogma is an unholy mess of a movie, as the writer-director grapples with Catholicism to the point of incomprehension. Only one actor could lead us through the convoluted plot that involves fallen angels Loki (Matt Damon) and Bartleby (Ben Affleck) discovering a loophole that will simultaneously get them back into heaven and negate all of existence: Alan Rickman. Smith wisely cast the Chasing Amy fan as Metatron, a seraphim who serves as the resolute voice of God (and what a voice!), while slyly dropping Karate Kid and Six Million Dollar Man references. In a stomach-churning movie filled with loathsome characters (Jay, Silent Bob, and Jason Lee as a mischievous demon), the audience is almost as relieved as Linda Fiorentino’s last scion when Rickman’s Metatron infrequently shows up, offering tequila, walking on water, or introducing God herself. [Gwen Ihnat]
3. Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, “Sheriff Of Nottingham” (1991)
Director Kevin Reynolds and star Kevin Costner clearly thought they were making a serious, important film with Hollywood’s umpteenth adaptation of the Robin Hood story. But with Costner’s American-accented English nobleman at the helm, it’s a pretty stupid movie, which is why the actor who comes off best is the only one who seems to realize that. Alan Rickman turned down the role of Sheriff Of Nottingham twice before the movie’s producers agreed to let him play the role any way he wanted. So while much of Costner’s screen time is leaden and self-important, Rickman’s sneering, scenery-chewing over-the-top villain is the only person having any fun on screen. When he finds out Robin has been stealing from him, the Sheriff turns to an underling and proclaims, “Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.” He punctuates another scene by turning to a scared servant girl and demanding, “My room. 10:30 tonight,” then immediately moves on to the next girl with “10:45. And bring a friend.” Maybe Costner’s film still would have been a hit without Rickman (it was the No. 2 movie of the year, behind Terminator 2), but it would have been a heck of a lot less enjoyable. [Mike Vago]
4. Alice In Wonderland, “Absolem The Caterpillar” (2010)
The Tim Burton adaptation of Alice In Wonderland is one of the worst examples of late Tim Burton: assertively weird for weird’s sake, emphasizing odd visuals in favor of character or plot, and Johnny Depp relying on tics and twitches rather than acting. But while heavy on the CGI, it does have an impressive voice cast, and first among equals is Rickman as Absolem The Caterpillar, the hookah-smoking prophet of Wonderland who begrudgingly helps guide Alice on her way. Rickman makes the character as memorable as Richard Haydn did in the original 1951 animated film, taking the iconic “Who… are… you?” line and imbuing it with all the right levels of boredom and disdain. He reprised the role for the upcoming sequel Alice Through The Looking Glass, which will be his final screen appearance when it premieres in May. Here’s hoping for one last wry, jaded, smoky scene. [Les Chappell]