"Great Job"

• aux Spread some holiday fear with this horrific 2002 computer-animated Christmas special By Dan Neilan November 30, 2017 | 4:27pm
• aux Screw the gauntlet, people want to know where Thanos' helmet is By Randall Colburn November 29, 2017 | 8:15pm
• aux A new Fifty Shades book means more profoundly unsexy excerpts By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Michael B. Jordan (and his parents) answer 73 questions in 8 minutes By Dan Neilan November 29, 2017 | 7:20pm
• aux Stranger Things’ Gaten Matarazzo now has a band that covers Pearl Jam By Dan Neilan November 29, 2017 | 5:45pm
• aux Enjoy a starstruck Keanu Reeves fawning over Sonny Chiba By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 5:00pm
• aux Enjoy a brief history of James O’Keefe’s best self-owns By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 8:00pm
• aux Watch (and listen) to a woman supplying an accompanying scream at the orchestra By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Larry David, of all people, is out here telling people they’re getting Walk Of Fame stars By Randall Colburn November 28, 2017 | 6:56pm
• aux Is Twin Peaks: The Return a better movie than TV show?  By Randall Colburn November 28, 2017 | 6:33pm
• aux Paramount was “ridiculously petty” about Henry Cavill’s Justice League ’stache, apparently By Randall Colburn November 28, 2017 | 5:59pm
• aux While you wait, please enjoy the devolution of hold music By Dan Neilan November 28, 2017 | 5:40pm
• aux Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making By Reid McCarter November 27, 2017 | 7:30pm
• aux Get ready for the Great American Fake News-Off! By Randall Colburn November 27, 2017 | 6:35pm
• aux Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo finally gets statue that captures his hotness By Randall Colburn November 27, 2017 | 4:20pm
• aux Watch Sean Hannity's full descent into conspiracy theorist By Reid McCarter November 22, 2017 | 6:47pm
• aux Dumbasses on 4chan are eating raw onions to become more manly now By Clayton Purdom November 22, 2017 | 6:10pm
• aux Watch an actual garbage can sing The Smiths By Dan Neilan November 22, 2017 | 6:04pm
• aux Let us now gaze upon Superman's fucked-up, mustache-free upper lip By Randall Colburn November 22, 2017 | 6:01pm
• aux Angry, confused Trump supporters are attacking LeVar Burton on Twitter By Clayton Purdom November 22, 2017 | 4:40pm
• aux For the Porg hater in your family, may we suggest this lovely crystal fox By Reid McCarter November 21, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Garbage tweets appropriate response to Morrissey: "Fuck you" By Reid McCarter November 20, 2017 | 10:15pm
• aux Paris Hilton says Paris Hilton invented the selfie By Clayton Purdom November 20, 2017 | 4:58pm
• aux Jimmy Kimmel improves Justice League by adding Ruth Bader Ginsburg  By Dan Neilan November 17, 2017 | 8:00pm
• aux Sir Patrick Stewart remains the actual sexiest man alive By Dan Neilan November 17, 2017 | 6:02pm