A guide to what we’re barely putting up with this week.
The return of Burger King’s greasy breaded straws, Chicken Fries. A more accurate name would be Chicken Horror-Tubes.
Lilly Pulitzer for Target. Now people can dress like an aging former sorority girl/current Stepford wife who dramatically overpaid for hideous pastel prints, without dramatically overpaying! That’s progress.
VH1’s vehicular reality-show embarrassment, Walk Of Shame Shuttle. Oh, good! Looks like MTV finally found someone to buy the old Next bus.
Yet another 19 Kids And Counting wedding. Every Duggar girl dreams of the day she can marry a boy then finally get to kiss that boy and immediately begin to create even more Duggars to fill the ever-increasing megachurch.
NBC’s monumentally unnecessary sequel to Mark Burnett’s The Bible, A.D. The Bible Continues. Makes sense. There are almost as many books in the New Testament as there are seasons of Survivor.
