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The delightfully nasty Weapons spirals in the wake of unimaginable loss

A town loses its children, then its cool in Zach Cregger's bold, funny, and endlessly scary follow-up to Barbarian.

The delightfully nasty Weapons spirals in the wake of unimaginable loss
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Wouldn’t it be nice, comforting even, for all the terrible things that happen in the world to have one simple explanation? Something you can understand, something you can touch? This is the fantasy explored by Weapons, writer-director (and former Whitest Kids U’ Know member) Zach Cregger’s thrilling follow-up to Barbarian. An unthinkable tragedy befalls a suburban town, and the ensuing coping—ranging from uncontrollable emotions, relapsed addictions, stress dreams, obsessive behavior, and conspiratorial thinking—drives the film through its perversely delightful horrors. Tweaking the way that Roald Dahl fables are just a bit too scary for their young audiences, and the way that Stephen King tales reveal flourishing rot festering beneath the floorboards of the community center, Weapons confronts the primal fear of loss with a nasty sense of humor, shocking imagery, and an elegantly assembled ensemble.

This cast splits the film into perspective-driven chapters, as Weapons slowly reveals the fallout from all the children of Justine Gandy’s (Julia Garner) elementary class simultaneously arising at 2:17 AM and sprinting off into the night. Well, all but one child. The quiet, baffled Alex (Cary Christopher) is the sole survivor of the bizarre incident, a reminder to parents like Archer (Josh Brolin) of what they’ve lost and another complication to a question with no answer. As Cregger’s script unfolds, doubles back, and reveals new details around events the film has already shown, it’s more clever than terrifying, relying on its mystery and its likably frayed characters to propel a story that incorporates the wackiest tinfoil-hat thinking and most grounded emotional suffering spiraling out from the only things that arbitrarily rob Americans of classrooms full of kids: school shootings.

But, despite its title, Weapons isn’t a cheap allegory. Though its unimaginable and seemingly random loss resonates with contemporary touchstones like Sandy Hook and COVID, it’s more in keeping with the timeless communal horrors of King, where the ubiquitous failings and fears of our friends and neighbors effortlessly come to the surface. The fast-twitch brutality of a cop (Alden Ehrenreich, channeling a slimy, self-loathing Bill Hader), the discarded despair of a homeless drug addict (Austin Abrams, just as funny and film-stealing as in Wolfs), the off-putting eccentricity of a visiting aunt (Amy Madigan, staggeringly versatile), and the by-the-book bureaucracy of a school principal (Benedict Wong) have nothing to do with kids stiffly running out of their homes and into the unknown, but they are real, recognizable elements of a flawed town.

When these flailing characters ricochet off the fantastical disappearance (and each other, as many parents aggressively turn on Justine, who must know something), it’s just as honest as the use of doorbell cams to document this modern nightmare. Those pushing too hard on the internal logic may, like with Barbarian, find themselves dissatisfied, but this is a far more satisfying riddle than Cregger’s debut, even if it’s in keeping with some emerging pet themes for the filmmaker. As Garner and Brolin capably delve into their prickly mourning and into the plot’s puzzle, the layered fairy tale they fall into thankfully never feels false even as it becomes more desperate.

The underlying truth, the feeling that this is really how people would respond to something so senseless, allows dread to naturally build, and for the steam releases—whether in moments of sleep-depriving terror or through hilariously frustrated dialogue (many characters echo an inevitably arising audience concern: “What the fuck?”)—to just as naturally relieve it. This is aided by Larkin Seiple’s flexibly slick camerawork, which shifts accordingly depending on the character the film is following, wobbling a little too closely to the vodka-chugging Justine or zipping in a rapid, nightmarish zoom when Archer’s having a bad dream. Cregger’s aesthetic is constantly playful and energetic, even when incorporating his patient, well-framed scares. For every gross-out Day Of The Dead moment or freaky-faced jumpscare, there are just as many invigorating sight gags or edge-of-your-seat beats of tension.

Weapons rudely disrupts the illusion of suburban safety with impish delight and a fully stocked horror arsenal. It also addresses some of the magical thinking that incomprehensible tragedy can inspire in people who would otherwise never engage in it. Its characters slide away from reality out of necessity, out of weakness and pain. This manifests in the real world all around us, as conspiracy theories infect our peers and Jim Acosta interviews a technozombified school-shooting victim. Weapons alchemizes this grasping, grotesque attempt at closure into bold, crowd-pleasing, gleefully R-rated horror.

Director: Zach Cregger
Writer: Zach Cregger
Starring: Josh Brolin, Julia Garner, Cary Christopher, Alden Ehrenreich, Austin Abrams, Benedict Wong, Amy Madigan
Release Date: August 8, 2025

 
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