• aux The Onion is launching a live stage show, and if you're in Chicago you can catch a sneak peek By Josh Modell May 8, 2013 | 5:00pm
• aux Join us for a live chat with Marc Maron this Friday By Josh Modell May 8, 2013 | 3:10pm
• aux Diddy teams up with WWE to stop bullying (and sell T-shirts) By Josh Modell May 6, 2013 | 5:45pm
• aux Here's an exclusive peek at the book about The Room By Josh Modell May 6, 2013 | 1:00pm
• aux Caption Contest: Iron Man relaxes By Josh Modell May 3, 2013 | 4:00pm
• aux The books you’ve loved longest By Cory Casciato, Kevin McFarland, Kyle Ryan, Noah Cruickshank, Jason Heller, Josh Modell, Zack Handlen, Phil Dyess-Nugent, Erik Adams, Noel Murray, Ryan McGee, Sonia Saraiya, Brandon Nowalk, Tasha Robinson, John Potter May 3, 2013 | 5:00am
• film Inner child vs. outer adult: Our conflicted guide to the summer movie season [part 2 of 2] By Nathan Rabin, A.A. Dowd, Josh Modell, Kyle Ryan, Tasha Robinson May 2, 2013 | 5:00am
• music “Spread your wings and let me come inside”: 13 songs about losing virginity By Jason Heller, Josh Modell, Zack Handlen, David Anthony, Erik Adams, Emily St. James, Marah Eakin, Genevieve Koski May 1, 2013 | 5:00am
• film Inner child vs. outer adult: Our conflicted guide to the summer movie season [part 1 of 2] By Nathan Rabin, A.A. Dowd, Josh Modell, Kyle Ryan, Tasha Robinson May 1, 2013 | 5:00am
• tv Inside Amy Schumer By Josh Modell April 30, 2013 | 9:00pm
• music A pervy mash-up that defiles a kids’ show By Josh Modell April 30, 2013 | 5:00am
• aux Lock up your daughters (or your feelings), Neutral Milk Hotel is playing some full-band shows By Josh Modell April 29, 2013 | 7:50pm
• aux And now somebody has filmed Tim Heidecker's Zach Braff scene  By Josh Modell April 26, 2013 | 8:00pm
• aux Tim Heidecker wrote a page of Zach Braff's directorial follow-up to Garden State, and it's not very nice By Josh Modell April 25, 2013 | 9:05pm
• aux Some Mad Men writers might be working on a show about NASA in the '60s By Josh Modell April 25, 2013 | 4:50pm
• music Sing along with DMX By Josh Modell April 23, 2013 | 6:00pm
• music Phoenix: Bankrupt! By Josh Modell April 23, 2013 | 5:00am
• aux Listen to the Game Of Thrones theme on some big-ass bells By Josh Modell April 22, 2013 | 6:55pm
• aux Welcome to the working week: Here's an Arnold Schwarzenegger supercut/hip-hop track to get you going By Josh Modell April 22, 2013 | 3:15pm
• aux The Onion's new pilot is available for your free viewing pleasure NOW By Josh Modell April 19, 2013 | 10:15pm
• aux A baseball book, a soft drink, DMX in trouble, and a killer iPad app By Josh Modell, Marah Eakin, Kyle Ryan, John Teti April 19, 2013 | 4:00pm