Osama Bin Laden's computers contained a bunch of bootleg porn game screens
You know how it is: You’re a terrorist mastermind, one of the most hated and hunted men on the planet, and you’re bored on a Friday night. Can’t go out on the town, on account of all the international bounties on your head. Can’t throw a party, because you’ve twisted your fundamentalist viewpoint of your own faith to such torturous extremes that any sign of joy might be lethally off-brand. But hey, you do have a computer, and a little alone time: Why not hop on the internet, download a copy of ’90s Korean pornographic arcade game Fantasy ’95, and go to town in an entirely different way?
Against all sense, odds, and rationality, that appears to have been exactly the occasional late-night game plan of 9/11 mastermind Osama Bin Laden, at least according to files that were recovered from the computers in his Pakistan compound at the time of his 2011 death. The CIA released a massive dump of every file found on the compound’s computers tonight, and the internet has been gleefully poring over them for the most bizarre entries. Among them: This post, from Twitter user David Thorpe, showing that Bin Laden had a folder full of title screens from old arcade games—including some bootleg or obscure porn titles like the aforementioned Fantasy ’95 or Perestroika Girls, one of any number of cheapo arcade games where your reward for forward progress comes in the form of crudely drawn pictures of scantily-clad anime women. (Or actual low-rez nudity, in the case of Fantasy.)