"Great Job Internet!"

• aux Read this: Add the Sorting Hat to the list of things J.K. Rowling is wrong about By Allison Shoemaker December 22, 2020 | 6:21pm
• aux Why are there so few new “classic” Christmas songs? By Allison Shoemaker December 21, 2020 | 9:40pm
• aux This baby Joe Pesci wants to make sure you "stay the fuck inside" By Patrick Gomez December 17, 2020 | 10:33pm
• aux This is what interior decorating looks like when you have too much money and really like Christmas By Patrick Gomez November 19, 2020 | 10:17pm
• aux The saga of the white politician, the bad tweet, and Patti LaBelle's son and/or nephew By Randall Colburn November 11, 2020 | 12:21am
• aux Alton Brown is just as unhinged as the rest of us right now By Britt Hayes November 3, 2020 | 5:04pm
• aux Helen Mirren’s Billy Bush joins Sarah Cooper in bringing the Access Hollywood tape to life By Allison Shoemaker October 30, 2020 | 7:33pm
• aux This 3D home tour is the best accidental video game of 2020 By Patrick Gomez October 26, 2020 | 7:05pm
• aux Get paid for shitting on Amazon, Facebook, and other big brands By Randall Colburn October 12, 2020 | 7:37pm
• aux The amazing Crucible corner of Tik Tok saw you speakin’ with the devil By Allison Shoemaker October 9, 2020 | 7:20pm
• aux Mick Fleetwood isn’t the only one getting in on the whole skateboarding-to-“Dreams” thing By Allison Shoemaker October 5, 2020 | 9:37pm
• aux Someone wrote a 2020 West Wing episode on Twitter and it’s pretty great, actually? By Allison Shoemaker October 5, 2020 | 7:40pm
• aux Read this: eBay's absurd plot to "crush" critical bloggers with cockroaches and unsolicited pizza By Britt Hayes September 30, 2020 | 4:22pm
• aux A treasury of things horror movies have scared us off forever By Allison Shoemaker September 23, 2020 | 6:57pm
• aux Today in angry people on Twitter: My Octopus Teacher and tentacle porn By Allison Shoemaker September 23, 2020 | 3:52pm
• aux Guess who remembered the 21st night of September, the 21st of September, the 21st of September? By Allison Shoemaker September 21, 2020 | 4:23pm
• aux Mark Ruffalo comforts Chris Evans following dick pic debacle By Britt Hayes September 15, 2020 | 3:39pm
• aux We are, truly, a nation of defunct Pizza Huts By Allison Shoemaker August 31, 2020 | 5:13pm
• aux The Barden Bellas virtually gathered for a reunion that was almost pitch perfect By Shannon Miller August 19, 2020 | 7:30pm
• aux Yale professor's letter welcomes students back to campus with invitation to "emotionally prepare" for death By Britt Hayes August 19, 2020 | 5:30pm
• aux Boy blows Lego from nose after 2 years By Gwen Ihnat August 17, 2020 | 9:38pm
• aux The lead singer of Cursive paid John Ratzenberger to record a PSA for the U.S. Postal Service By Britt Hayes August 17, 2020 | 4:38pm
• aux Sorry, but the Toy Story toys can actually die By Britt Hayes August 3, 2020 | 5:12pm
• aux Ryan Reynolds, now $5,000 less rich, celebrates return of Vancouver woman's beloved teddy bear By Randall Colburn July 29, 2020 | 9:03pm
• aux The best song you'll hear today is about getting unfollowed by Chrissy Teigen on Twitter By Randall Colburn July 24, 2020 | 3:15pm