"What If"

• aux Here is John Parr's re-recorded version of "St. Elmo's Fire" for Tim Tebow, if that's what you want By Sean O'Neal January 10, 2012 | 9:21pm
• aux Darrell Hammond: God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m F*cked By Kevin McFarland December 21, 2011 | 6:02pm
• tv If the American Horror Story finale doesn't feature at least one skunk tap-dancing in slow motion, we're going to be disappointed By Emily St. James December 21, 2011 | 6:00am
• tv An empty pre-holiday weekend means we all have to pretend we like Grimm if we want to stay in By Emily St. James December 16, 2011 | 6:00am
• tv It's Always Sunny ends another season with a finale that feels more like a series finale, even if it isn't By Emily St. James December 15, 2011 | 6:00am
• aux If Ticketmaster ripped you off in the past 12 years, you could have $1.50 coming your way By Steven Hyden December 2, 2011 | 5:50pm
• aux Here are some official details about The Dark Knight Rises, if that's what you want By Sean O'Neal November 21, 2011 | 9:08pm
• tv Burn Notice: “Damned If You Do… ” By Scott Von Doviak November 4, 2011 | 3:00am
• aux Here's what Terrence Malick's next movie is about, as if one can ever really put such things into words By Sean O'Neal November 2, 2011 | 8:21pm
• tv A bunch of fairy tale characters are stranded in modern day America, and... stop us if you've heard this one before By Emily St. James October 23, 2011 | 5:00am
• tv The Vampire Diaries lets you know that if you're ready for batshit insanity, it'll be there for you By Emily St. James October 20, 2011 | 5:00am
• tv Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist: “Kitsch Me If You Can” By John Teti October 13, 2011 | 7:30am
• aux Fox would make even more money if it canceled The Simpsons By Sean O'Neal October 5, 2011 | 3:45pm
• tv Ringer: “If You Ever Want A French Lesson” By Carrie Raisler September 28, 2011 | 3:55am
• aux Sunday ratings: If we must objectify women, America prefers we stick them in stewardess uniforms By Emily St. James September 26, 2011 | 9:20pm
• tv Parenthood: “Hey If You're Not Using That Baby… ” By Emily St. James September 21, 2011 | 6:00am
• aux M83 wants you to join the band (if you can play guitar, bass, and keyboards) By Steven Hyden September 16, 2011 | 6:14pm
• aux If you want to own a pair of Back To The Future sneakers, it will cost you thousands of dollars By Sean O'Neal September 9, 2011 | 4:58pm
• aux Madonna has the right to be awful if you give her hydrangeas By Sean O'Neal September 7, 2011 | 7:15pm
• aux You'd better show Steven Seagal a photo of a dead puppy if you expect him to apologize By Sean O'Neal September 2, 2011 | 8:00pm
• aux Sneeze fetishists unsure if Contagion will be sexy or not By Sean O'Neal September 2, 2011 | 5:25pm
• aux Bridget Jones 3 is really in the works, if you can believe what men say By Sean O'Neal August 12, 2011 | 2:22pm
• aux Get your GPS directions from Darth Vader, if that's really what you want By Sean O'Neal July 20, 2011 | 4:57pm
• tv True Blood: "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?" By David Sims July 11, 2011 | 2:00am
• film If dead artists had lived By AV Club Staff May 27, 2011 | 5:00am