Despite what you may have heard, Talking Heads are not reuniting

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Today’s top headlines: Water is wet, Earth revolves around sun, and Talking Heads aren’t getting back together. Word of the least-likely reunion this side of Johnny Marr And Morrissey’s Million Dollar Payday (with special guests The Thurston Moore-Kim Gordon Reconciliation Revue) circulated earlier in the week via Gigwise and Louder Than War, which cited reports of a new Talking Heads album and a 2017 world tour from Mediamass. But as the old song goes, “Facts are simple and facts are straight / Facts are lazy and facts are late / Mediamass is one of those ‘hilarious’ ‘humor’ websites that conflates ‘satire’ with ‘lying’ / Why do people keep falling for this shit?”