"Great Job, Internet!"

• aux Well, here's a video of Donald Trump endorsing Eminem for president By Reid McCarter October 11, 2017 | 9:13pm
• aux Star Wars' latest money-printing mascot screams at own existence, everything else By Reid McCarter October 10, 2017 | 4:48pm
• aux Rich people are just dropping thousands of dollars on used Puff Daddy shirts now By Randall Colburn October 10, 2017 | 4:39pm
• aux Read This: Stephen Miller was a real piece of shit in high school and college, too By Randall Colburn October 9, 2017 | 3:51pm
• aux Young Sheldon sends student newspaper editor into an existential death spiral  By Randall Colburn October 6, 2017 | 3:46pm
• aux A brief history of Nintendo’s weird-ass commercials By Randall Colburn October 5, 2017 | 5:52pm
• aux Drive-through Olive Garden is an idea too beautiful for this world By Reid McCarter October 2, 2017 | 6:54pm
• aux Read This: Larry David, fashion icon By Randall Colburn October 2, 2017 | 5:31pm
• aux Let's see what we can figure out about Kid Rock's politics from a bunch of his live shows By Reid McCarter September 29, 2017 | 6:08pm
• aux Let’s just enjoy the way Steven Seagal says the words “Vladimir Putin” for awhile By Reid McCarter September 28, 2017 | 4:47pm
• aux Let's consider the dystopian potential of 280-character Twitter By Reid McCarter September 27, 2017 | 4:43pm
• aux A brief history of the internet's saddest neo-Nazi loser humiliating himself By Randall Colburn September 26, 2017 | 6:51pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help B.o.B. fund a private space program to prove the Earth is flat By Clayton Purdom September 26, 2017 | 6:37pm
• aux Somehow Harry Shearer has given us a wonderful video of Sean Hannity vaping By Reid McCarter September 26, 2017 | 5:26pm
• aux Read This: The owner of Laura Palmer’s house talks about her Twin Peaks cameo By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 8:01pm
• aux “Sexy border control agent” is early frontrunner for worst 2017 Halloween costume By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 4:28pm
• aux Read This: The romantic torment behind the world’s best recipe comment By Reid McCarter September 21, 2017 | 4:07pm
• aux Somehow a toddler running around with a knife is the most joyous thing on the internet By Clayton Purdom September 20, 2017 | 4:01pm
• aux Take a trip through cinematic history with these totally accurate titular movie lines By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 6:03pm
• aux The time has come for all the celebrity teens to return to school By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 4:11pm
• aux It's hard to forget the violent, nihilistic Hotline Miami By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 2:48pm
• aux Celebrate some of the film world's most beloved inanimate objects By Reid McCarter September 15, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Max Landis discovers music criticism, writes hundreds of pages about Carly Rae Jepsen By Reid McCarter September 14, 2017 | 4:21pm
• aux Here’s how Game Of Thrones made nephew-fucking feel inevitable By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 8:08pm
• aux Steve Bannon is doing a juice cleanse to repair his lifetime of evil By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:53pm