"Aux"

• aux Eat shit, Gritty: German soccer club now has a sports-playing baby polar bear By Reid McCarter April 2, 2019 | 8:24pm
• aux Facebook wants to do another new thing with news, since that always works out so great By Sam Barsanti April 2, 2019 | 12:56am
• aux Some nasty ol' scientists want to get their hands on Neil Armstrong's moon poops By Reid McCarter April 1, 2019 | 6:02pm
• aux Political artist Jim Carrey is feuding with Benito Mussolini's granddaughter, so hey, how's your day? By William Hughes March 31, 2019 | 5:32pm
• aux This 4-hour Alex Jones deposition video is a near-lethal dose of awkward schadenfreude By William Hughes March 30, 2019 | 12:17am
• aux LICKBLZ, HUF4TD, and others make up the list of California's best rejected license plates By Reid McCarter March 29, 2019 | 6:02pm
• aux Just a bunch of newscasters glitching through reality in an attempt to be cool By Reid McCarter March 28, 2019 | 2:56pm
• aux Gather round for the chilling story of the guy freaking himself the fuck out in a cabin By Reid McCarter March 26, 2019 | 3:33pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help change the name of Dripping Springs, TX to Pound Town By Randall Colburn March 22, 2019 | 9:59pm
• aux Something Awful was saved from the brink of collapse by its own users, and thank god for that By Randall Colburn March 19, 2019 | 10:48pm
• aux Myspace accidentally deleted everything uploaded before 2016, which is probably for the best By Sam Barsanti March 19, 2019 | 2:52am
• aux Guy raises thousands of dollars to mercilessly parody Cards Against Humanity By Reid McCarter March 15, 2019 | 4:29pm
• aux Here's Mitt Romney blowing out his birthday candles one by one, just like a real human boy By Reid McCarter March 12, 2019 | 5:37pm
• aux Vincent D'Onofrio tells a damn fine monkey shit story By William Hughes March 10, 2019 | 12:11am
• aux The Arby's Waifu is here and we're in hell By William Hughes March 8, 2019 | 11:07pm
• aux A detailed history of '90s butt cuts unearths links to Disney princes, gender theory By Reid McCarter March 8, 2019 | 4:27pm
• aux Please enjoy some bizarre police reports in animated form By Reid McCarter March 7, 2019 | 6:16pm
• aux An 8-year old builds a computer, makes us all look stupid in comparison By Reid McCarter March 6, 2019 | 8:01pm
• aux Queer Eye's Antoni has been swept into the weird vortex of Pete Davidson's love life By Randall Colburn March 4, 2019 | 10:48pm
• aux Hero turns the sounds of the office they're about to quit into beautiful music By Reid McCarter March 4, 2019 | 4:28pm
• aux Big Dairy strikes again in the form of viral "throw cheese at your baby" challenge By Reid McCarter March 1, 2019 | 7:20pm
• aux Queer Eye's Jonathan Van Ness to publish an Over The Top memoir this fall By Danette Chavez March 1, 2019 | 4:36pm
• aux Alienate friends and family with "super realistic" masks based on your pets By Reid McCarter February 28, 2019 | 3:54pm
• aux Parents have found messages about suicide spliced into YouTube videos for kids  By Sam Barsanti February 26, 2019 | 9:39pm
• aux Thanks to an artistic recreation, we now know Roman emperor Nero was a literal neckbeard By Reid McCarter February 26, 2019 | 4:35pm