"What If"
- aux Friendly reminder that you might eat a pigeon if you ride a roller coaster By Randall Colburn April 10, 2017 | 5:12pm
- games Pt. 2—If only the rest of Mass Effect: Andromeda were as fun as its loyalty missions By Matt Gerardi March 30, 2017 | 5:00am
- aux Spiders could eat you and everyone you love if they felt like it, biologists say By Sam Barsanti March 28, 2017 | 8:20pm
- aux Sarah Silverman says Donald Trump once “asked Jeff Ross if [her] tits were real” By Marah Eakin March 24, 2017 | 9:51pm
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- aux Snapchat threatened to sell ads to NRA if gun safety group didn’t buy them first By Sam Barsanti March 2, 2017 | 3:40am
- aux The Onion is roasting Donald Trump on live TV, if you care to join us By Katie Rife February 28, 2017 | 10:47pm
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- aux Hugh Jackman would’ve kept playing Wolverine if he’d joined The Avengers By Danette Chavez February 24, 2017 | 2:07pm
- aux Taika Waititi doesn’t care if you don’t like that Thor: Ragnarok will be funny By Esther Zuckerman February 22, 2017 | 3:52pm
- aux The Purge 4 is coming next summer, if we’re still around to watch it By Katie Rife February 17, 2017 | 9:30pm
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- aux If you’re feeling sinister, go off and see Belle And Sebastian on tour this summer By Danette Chavez February 15, 2017 | 2:31pm
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- tv Steven Universe returns to make things better, if only for a week By LaToya Ferguson January 30, 2017 | 6:00am
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