Paramount taps Chris Pine's D&D buddies to make Chris Pine-free Star Trek movie
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein are apparently rebooting Star Trek's film fortunes… again.
Star Trek (2009), Screenshot: YouTube
The only thing weirder than the fact that Disney hasn’t been able to get a Star Wars movie into theaters for the better part of six years is that Paramount and Star Trek are lapping them comfortably at this point, currently shooting for a full decade of inexplicable franchise inactivity. Not even the combined forces of Chris Pine, Quentin Tarantino, Noah Hawley, and every other big-name creative who’s all but begged Paramount to let them take the Enterprise for a spin since 2016 has been able to counter the distaste apparently left by Star Trek Beyond‘s under-performance, to the point that the new bosses at Paramount indicated lately that they were trashing the Kelvin Timeline as a whole, and setting their phasers for “Reboot… again.”