"Great Job, Internet!"

• aux A new Fifty Shades book means more profoundly unsexy excerpts By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Enjoy a starstruck Keanu Reeves fawning over Sonny Chiba By Reid McCarter November 29, 2017 | 5:00pm
• aux Enjoy a brief history of James O’Keefe’s best self-owns By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 8:00pm
• aux Watch (and listen) to a woman supplying an accompanying scream at the orchestra By Reid McCarter November 28, 2017 | 7:45pm
• aux Here’s Melania Trump enjoying a ballet performance in a hell of her own making By Reid McCarter November 27, 2017 | 7:30pm
• aux Watch Sean Hannity's full descent into conspiracy theorist By Reid McCarter November 22, 2017 | 6:47pm
• aux For the Porg hater in your family, may we suggest this lovely crystal fox By Reid McCarter November 21, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Garbage tweets appropriate response to Morrissey: "Fuck you" By Reid McCarter November 20, 2017 | 10:15pm
• aux Let's now consider the "postmodern design hellscape" of The Cheesecake Factory By Reid McCarter November 17, 2017 | 5:56pm
• aux Horrifying doll crawls out from under a layer of paint and into your nightmares By Reid McCarter November 16, 2017 | 9:01pm
• aux Sean Hannity creates a totally reasonable, absolutely enormous chart to prove Clinton conspiracy By Reid McCarter November 15, 2017 | 6:06pm
• aux Pikachu can speak full sentences now and people are freaking the fuck out By Reid McCarter November 14, 2017 | 7:51pm
• aux The internet did an actual great job raising money for that woman who flipped Trump off By Clayton Purdom November 14, 2017 | 5:34pm
• aux Donald Trump Jr. tries, fails, to understand socialism through Halloween candy By Reid McCarter November 1, 2017 | 5:20pm
• aux Google pledges to fix its garbage cheeseburger emoji By Reid McCarter October 30, 2017 | 3:54pm
• aux Here is a bad internet comment for the ages By Reid McCarter October 27, 2017 | 4:29pm
• aux Please enjoy this definitive ranking of non-traditional pasta shapes By Reid McCarter October 26, 2017 | 7:29pm
• aux Do not tell this gloriously angry librarian that libraries don't matter  By Reid McCarter October 25, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Celebrate the 1-year anniversary of the 2016 elections by screaming at the sky By Reid McCarter October 24, 2017 | 5:30pm
• aux Robert Mueller has a bustling Reddit fan club By Reid McCarter October 23, 2017 | 3:47pm
• aux Let's imagine Jurassic Park 2 going the Aliens route, and also starring Bruce Willis By Reid McCarter October 19, 2017 | 5:52pm
• aux This fucking showoff built an entire AT-AT in his yard By Reid McCarter October 18, 2017 | 5:41pm
• aux Oh good, we now know what Fox News thinks of Radiohead By Reid McCarter October 17, 2017 | 5:13pm
• aux Dance, Armie Hammer, you big beautiful boy, dance By Reid McCarter October 13, 2017 | 6:04pm
• aux College kid makes life better by rigging a door to play the Seinfeld theme when opened By Reid McCarter October 12, 2017 | 4:35pm