"Andrew"

• music AI turns The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" into a pretty solid Nine Inch Nails song By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 3:58pm
• aux Even when not actually Elon Musk, Elon Musk manages to scam people out of millions in Bitcoin By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 7:27pm
• aux Let's drop a live grenade into a 1450-pound steel box, shall we? By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 4:29pm
• games Well, it's not like adding Frasier to Cyberpunk 2077 would make it any worse By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 7:59pm
• aux Elon Musk, fresh off tanking SNL, tanks entire cryptocurrency market By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 5:02pm
• aux First shipment of vodka made near Chernobyl seized by Ukrainian officials for some reason By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 8:01pm
• music Wanna guess where a Nazi slapped cops with his colostomy bag? (It was at Kid Rock's steakhouse) By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 5:46pm
• aux Great Job, China! A rocket chunk is careening back to Earth and no one's sure where it will land By Andrew Paul May 6, 2021 | 3:27pm
• aux McDonald's robber had to settle for a McMuffin and 6 years in prison instead of chicken nuggets By Andrew Paul May 4, 2021 | 6:21pm
• aux Happy May the Fourth: Chewbacca is on the run after stabbing a guy in New Orleans By Andrew Paul May 4, 2021 | 4:10pm
• film Hold the cow tools, Hollywood once tried to make a live-action adaptation of The Far Side? By Andrew Paul April 29, 2021 | 8:48pm
• aux Bow, consumers, before your dead-eyed Baby Groot robot god By Andrew Paul April 29, 2021 | 4:47pm
• aux It's hard to overstate how poorly this VH1 The Fabulous Life Of... segment aged By Andrew Paul April 27, 2021 | 7:36pm
• aux Give this couple running a creepy doll adoption agency their own A&E show immediately By Andrew Paul April 27, 2021 | 6:32pm
• aux The Daily Mail blames Google for Piers Morgan's limp "results" By Andrew Paul April 22, 2021 | 7:29pm
• tv America's MAGA Uncle, Mike "MyPillowGuy" Lindell, accepts Jimmy Kimmel's invitation onto his show By Andrew Paul April 22, 2021 | 4:48pm
• aux NASA just flew a drone on Mars, presumably annoying nearby Martians By Andrew Paul April 20, 2021 | 7:43pm
• aux The livestream launch of the MyPillowGuy's "free speech" social media site is a glorious disaster, everyone By Andrew Paul April 20, 2021 | 4:18pm
• aux Nevada's state legislature is well on its way to banning decorative lawns By Andrew Paul April 15, 2021 | 7:28pm
• film Steven Seagal is a rotten potato person who runs like an incontinent toddler with noodles for arms By Andrew Paul April 15, 2021 | 4:21pm
• aux Facebook somehow believes its new "video speed-dating" service won't end in abject, bigoted failure By Andrew Paul April 13, 2021 | 8:12pm
• aux Pranksters stole historic Confederate monument and threatened to "turn it into a toilet" By Andrew Paul April 13, 2021 | 7:24pm
• aux Cast the 7-Eleven monitor lizard in the MonsterVerse, you cowards By Andrew Paul April 9, 2021 | 6:52pm
• aux Saddle up, y'all! The QAnon "Patriot Roundup" conference trailer is here and you have to see it to believe it By Andrew Paul April 8, 2021 | 10:26pm
• aux Superman's Action Comics #1 debut sells for a record $3.25 million By Andrew Paul April 8, 2021 | 8:30pm