"Aux"

• aux Here's Bernie Sanders, a man in his 70s, watching a furry fight a Jack Skellington cosplayer By Reid McCarter February 22, 2019 | 9:30pm
• aux Disney, Fortnite pull YouTube ads amidst concern over a "soft-core pedophile ring" operating in its comments By William Hughes February 21, 2019 | 11:45pm
• aux Great, now everyone's horny for an Abe Lincoln statue from 1941 By Reid McCarter February 21, 2019 | 7:01pm
• aux Allow us to introduce you to 2019's hottest new artist: the auto-tune cat By Reid McCarter February 19, 2019 | 5:46pm
• aux This rapping, dancing fentanyl bottle feels like a reject from the world's darkest 30 Rock gag By William Hughes February 16, 2019 | 9:52pm
• aux Discovery Channel's been looping a video about honey for more than 26 hours and it shows no signs of stopping By Reid McCarter February 14, 2019 | 4:47pm
• aux The doctor who reattached John Bobbitt's dick reflects on a weird night in the operating room By Reid McCarter February 13, 2019 | 6:07pm
• aux Oh, goddamnit, now Trump's ruined 69 jokes, too By Reid McCarter February 13, 2019 | 4:18pm
• aux The most radical Pogs video of all time has finally been unearthed By Reid McCarter February 12, 2019 | 5:59pm
• aux Let us contemplate the public state of Jeff Bezos' dick By William Hughes February 8, 2019 | 1:23am
• aux Steve Buscemi responds to viral video of Jennifer Lawrence with his face: "It makes me sad" By Randall Colburn February 7, 2019 | 9:17pm
• aux WeRateDogs is putting down some newspaper, cleaning up its piddle-soaked image with new board game By Reid McCarter February 7, 2019 | 5:11pm
• aux We're rooting for Tyra Banks' mall-based modeling theme park; we're all rooting for it By William Hughes February 7, 2019 | 1:57am
• aux Purge the joyless trolls from your Twitter timeline with this Marie Kondo-inspired app By Reid McCarter February 6, 2019 | 4:08pm
• aux Fuck Jerry doesn't want you to watch a Vic Berger video making fun of them; here's that Vic Berger video By Reid McCarter February 5, 2019 | 6:28pm
• aux Sunny Delight and Little Debbie are tweeting about depression By Randall Colburn February 4, 2019 | 11:03pm
• aux Sorry, Burger King, Andy Warhol actually preferred McDonald's By Reid McCarter February 4, 2019 | 4:11pm
• aux Well, this is brutal: Father of a murdered child has his own Parkland-based "stand-up set" for Louis CK By William Hughes February 1, 2019 | 11:39pm
• aux Jose Canseco, baseball scientist, says we can uncover the mysteries of time travel if we listen to aliens By Reid McCarter February 1, 2019 | 6:15pm
• aux Surprise, the social media agency behind Fyre Festival chronically steals other people’s work By Reid McCarter January 31, 2019 | 6:05pm
• aux Somebody's mom painted a bird and now Reddit is stuck in an endless painting loop By Reid McCarter January 31, 2019 | 4:34pm
• aux Good-time principal covers Vanilla Ice, Will Smith for snow day announcements By Reid McCarter January 30, 2019 | 5:17pm
• aux David Tennant has a podcast, and his first guest is Olivia Colman  By Sam Barsanti January 24, 2019 | 9:47pm
• aux Become the idiot scourge of your group chat with an app that lets you tYpE liKE sPOngEbOb By Reid McCarter January 23, 2019 | 5:20pm
• aux Photographer behind record-cracking Instagram egg comments on his art: "Egg is just an egg" By Reid McCarter January 17, 2019 | 3:33pm