"Great Job Internet!"

• aux The time has come for all the celebrity teens to return to school By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 4:11pm
• aux It's hard to forget the violent, nihilistic Hotline Miami By Reid McCarter September 19, 2017 | 2:48pm
• aux Celebrate some of the film world's most beloved inanimate objects By Reid McCarter September 15, 2017 | 6:20pm
• aux Max Landis discovers music criticism, writes hundreds of pages about Carly Rae Jepsen By Reid McCarter September 14, 2017 | 4:21pm
• aux Here’s how Game Of Thrones made nephew-fucking feel inevitable By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 8:08pm
• aux Steve Bannon is doing a juice cleanse to repair his lifetime of evil By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:53pm
• aux TJ Miller has returned to his true passion: Writing batshit Yelp reviews By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 6:00pm
• aux Fox News dipshit thinks viral shark photo is downright  “biblical” By Reid McCarter August 29, 2017 | 4:58pm
• aux Nothing to see here, just a secret rave being held inside a Porta Potty By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 4:19pm
• aux If George R. R. Martin won’t write Winds Of Winter, this AI will, damn it By Clayton Purdom August 29, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux Famous tall person Jason Segel is having a tiny doors problem By Randall Colburn August 29, 2017 | 3:42pm
• aux This stock photo couple is the internet’s new soap opera By Dan Neilan August 25, 2017 | 6:22pm
• aux Google releases millions of people’s lousy stick-figure drawings By William Hughes May 20, 2017 | 2:27am
• aux Dove releases new soap bottles that look like very weird human bodies By Clayton Purdom May 8, 2017 | 7:37pm
• aux Comedy provocateur Mike Huckabee spent Cinco de Mayo “watching Speedy Gonzales” By Sean O'Neal May 5, 2017 | 7:58pm
• aux There is a secret world that only “creative people” enjoy By Clayton Purdom May 5, 2017 | 5:35pm
• aux Meet one of the “cyborgs” spewing conservative vitriol on Twitter all day long By Sean O'Neal February 7, 2017 | 7:36pm
• aux All of these small animals seem nice By Clayton Purdom January 26, 2017 | 7:55pm
• aux Our officemates keep stealing the A.V. Undercover room for their own band By Clayton Purdom November 29, 2016 | 11:15pm
• aux Someone took a shit on Donald Trump’s website By Clayton Purdom November 9, 2016 | 12:07am
• aux Everything is better in extreme slow motion, including leg waxing By Clayton Purdom November 2, 2016 | 1:14pm
• aux See old Apple graphics transformed into Cronenbergian nightmares By Clayton Purdom October 28, 2016 | 8:00pm
• aux Here’s the exciting new filter your Facebook friends will soon ruin By Clayton Purdom October 28, 2016 | 4:45pm
• aux Artist crafts feline tributes to pop culture By Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya August 9, 2016 | 4:30pm
• aux Animated GIF TV is here, heralding the end times By Christopher Curley June 25, 2015 | 7:35pm