"Andrew"

• aux Someone paid $600K for a feces-smeared, pee-stained, rotten meat-stocked, dead cat Hell House By Andrew Paul June 22, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Meet Ivory Hecker, the reporter sabotaging her local news gig for conservative clout By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 6:25pm
• aux It's your duty as an American to devour these 15 million extra Girl Scout cookies, goddamnit By Andrew Paul June 17, 2021 | 4:30pm
• aux "Dystopian tech overlords are good, actually," say dystopian tech overlords By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Accuracy be damned, Joe Rogan is officially 5'3" now and no one can change our minds By Andrew Paul June 15, 2021 | 7:00pm
• music Kid Rock's PR (himself) assures us Kid Rock has "gay friends" while doubling down on homophobic slur By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:05pm
• film Read This: An interview with the guy who restored the Super Mario Bros. movie By Andrew Paul June 10, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux What delicious dishes could Elon Musk’s upcoming Tesla drive-in serve us? By Andrew Paul June 3, 2021 | 8:19pm
• aux QAnon's cowboy-themed "Patriot Roundup" sure sounds like it was full of horseshit By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 7:00pm
• music Florida punk show tickets cost $18 if vaccinated, $999 if not By Andrew Paul June 1, 2021 | 3:05pm
• aux Holy moly, the promos for this year's Shark Week are getting intense By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 9:30pm
• aux Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell got himself kicked out of the Asshat Convention By Andrew Paul May 27, 2021 | 4:01pm
• aux Missing man turns up dead inside a stegosaurus statue, obviously By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 7:30pm
• aux Polite reminder to the recently vaccinated: you still cannot feed Hot Cheetos to monkeys at the zoo By Andrew Paul May 25, 2021 | 4:27pm
• aux Come quick, everyone: Bongino and Geraldo are beefin' on the playground! By Andrew Paul May 21, 2021 | 3:23pm
• aux C'mon, it can't be this easy to debunk those new UFO videos By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 7:47pm
• music AI turns The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" into a pretty solid Nine Inch Nails song By Andrew Paul May 20, 2021 | 3:58pm
• aux Even when not actually Elon Musk, Elon Musk manages to scam people out of millions in Bitcoin By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 7:27pm
• aux Let's drop a live grenade into a 1450-pound steel box, shall we? By Andrew Paul May 18, 2021 | 4:29pm
• games Well, it's not like adding Frasier to Cyberpunk 2077 would make it any worse By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 7:59pm
• aux Elon Musk, fresh off tanking SNL, tanks entire cryptocurrency market By Andrew Paul May 13, 2021 | 5:02pm
• aux First shipment of vodka made near Chernobyl seized by Ukrainian officials for some reason By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 8:01pm
• music Wanna guess where a Nazi slapped cops with his colostomy bag? (It was at Kid Rock's steakhouse) By Andrew Paul May 11, 2021 | 5:46pm
• aux Great Job, China! A rocket chunk is careening back to Earth and no one's sure where it will land By Andrew Paul May 6, 2021 | 3:27pm
• aux McDonald's robber had to settle for a McMuffin and 6 years in prison instead of chicken nuggets By Andrew Paul May 4, 2021 | 6:21pm