“Are you ready to turn this thing that you like into something that will consume every waking minute?”
“Like a mirror, you see everything but understand nothing.”
“An amiable guy who makes everyone suffer through his hellish process.”
“Must find place to avoid pop culture discussions . . .”
“It sucks a whole truckload of butts!”
“Nothing turns me on more than basic competence.”
“At any other time of the year, that man’s life would be worth more than a TV.”
It must be terrible to write for The Simpsons. I mean, it’s obviously great to be associated with what is still…
“You were born to recap TV at a fourth-grade level!”
I like being surprised. Maybe that’s because I’ve got a long and self-fulfilling tendency to expect the worst. Or maybe…
How invested should we be in Moe’s happiness? Springfield’s worst barkeep and intermittent stalker creepo is…
“Road rage is actually home rage that I bring onto the highway.”
“This’ll be the last word I ever say—C-minus!”
We’ve met God before, of course. He of the four fingers, and the booming voice, and the seriously requited love for Ned…
Please stop having Marge say “noob.”
“Like most of America, I think I know the movie business.”
Hey, remember how the final sequence of Six Feet Under was a unique, sublimely devastating summation of the show’s…
Grampa needs some expensive medical treatment, so the family heads off to a foreign country whose very different…
“Left Behind” is about everything and nothing. To be more accurate, this record-setting episode (since every new Simpson…
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