“This’ll be the last word I ever say—C-minus!”

We’ve met God before, of course. He of the four fingers, and the booming voice, and the seriously requited love for Ned…

Please stop having Marge say “noob.”

“Like most of America, I think I know the movie business.”

Hey, remember how the final sequence of Six Feet Under was a unique, sublimely devastating summation of the show’s…

Grampa needs some expensive medical treatment, so the family heads off to a foreign country whose very different…

“Left Behind” is about everything and nothing. To be more accurate, this record-setting episode (since every new Simpson…

“Yeah! I am the champion of this very bad idea!”

Since “Lisa Gets The Blues” reaches back to a classic episode for what emotional resonance it’s got, allow me to reach…

“Made in the finest Filipino sweatshops by the cutest kids you ever saw!”

“It takes a lot of work to take the spirit and character out of a book.”

“I don’t exist unless you laugh at me!”

“It’s like I know you’re not listening to me, and I’m not mad at you!”

“I can only solve impossible crimes if I’m seducing an amazing woman. It’s my process.”

I’ll say one thing for “Frink Gets Testy:” It’s unsatisfying in a different way than usual for latter-day Simpsons.…

Recap-bot says: “The Simpsons... suffers from... season 29 fatigue...”

“What did I tell you about blood-toasts, Bob?”

“God bless you, inertia.”

“I love screamin’ at people who are trying their best!”

“Reenactment probably did not happen.”