VH1's The Pick-Up Artist, aka The Leon Phelps But For Real Desperation Hour, has thus far taught us some important lessons about tricking girls in Austin to talk to you, such as: always go to the club with the hidden cameras, never ever cross a guy who chooses to call himself Matador, and bleaching one spot in the front of your hair isn't ridiculous, it's a strategy. Still, the pace of the show is practically glacial. There have already been three episodes, and Mystery just taught the contestants about the wonders of negging.