The Larry Sanders Show: “Broadcast Nudes”

“Broadcast Nudes” (season 2, episode 11; originally aired 8/4/93)
Behold the airhead: a staple of sitcoms since situation met comedy. Usually attractive, almost certainly female, and typically two-dimensional. Also known as a bimbo. Goes by the name Darlene on The Larry Sanders Show.
For all of its skewering of show business, The Larry Sanders Show is, at its core, a workplace comedy, and it’s not above using archetypes. Darlene is the bombshell with half a brain, who actually thinks Hank is only in his 30s and doesn’t quite understand how pagers work. She exists mostly as a punchline/naïf among the show’s cabal of cynics. Like her fellow sitcom airheads, Darlene doesn’t grow—or really go anywhere—as a character, then abruptly leaves after three seasons with a sort of “Poochie was called back to his home planet” sendoff. (That had more to do with Linda Doucett and Garry Shandling’s personal relationship breaking up—later prompting her to sue Shandling and producer Brad Grey for wrongful termination and sexual harassment. She reportedly settled for $1 million.)
Darlene’s limited character arc probably has as much to do with Doucett’s seemingly limited acting abilities as it did the function of her character, but in “Broadcast Nudes,” she sort of gets her own episode. After a youthful-looking (compared to today) Hugh Hefner notices Darlene when he’s a guest on the show, Hank essentially pimps her out to Playboy in exchange for an interview in the magazine. His lame pitch to Hef? An article called “The Sidekick’s Sidekick,” which would feature Darlene. And by feature her, he means “show naked photos of her.”
Hank sells it to her as some misbegotten “Cat’s In The Cradle” attempt to finally make his father, “a charter subscriber to Playboy,” proud. “Your dad’s passed away, isn’t he, Hank?” Darlene asks. “We think so,” Hank says. “We’re not sure. He left around 7. Anyway, I know wherever he is, he’s watching.” The always impressionable Darlene isn’t sold, and rightly so. Hank’s basically her creepy uncle coaxing her to take her clothes off down in the basement on Christmas night, saying “This will be our little secret, okay?”
Or maybe Hank is more like The Amazing Clifford (!), Darlene’s old boss when she was a magician’s assistant. After she takes some test photos for the magazine, Paula and Beverly interrogate Darlene, who confesses she’s doing it for Hank.
Darlene: “If it wasn’t for Hank, I would still be being sawed in half by The Amazing Clifford for two shows a night.”
Beverly: “You know what, Darlene? The more I hear about this, it sounds like there’s very little difference between Hank and The Amazing Clifford.”
Paula: “Clifford probably dresses better.”