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Additionally, Reddit user wunder_3 took a minute to investigate some of these five star reviews and found that, out of a sample of 45, “32 have only reviewed Gotti, 10 reviewed Gotti and another movie (7 times it was American Animals for some reason) and 3 had more than 3 reviews.” Pretty suspicious, right? Well, get your tinfoil hats ready: MoviePass owns a stake in American Animals, too.

None of this is conclusive, but it’s certainly very weird. If it proves anything, it’s that our current online rating aggregate system is incredibly flawed. Not only because it can be blown to pieces by organized hate groups and bored teenagers, but because the companies who have a vested interest in a film’s success could potentially manipulate the numbers just as easily.

Alternately, maybe Gotti is actually great. Time will tell!

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