The deep web! Hackers! Epic fail! Dawson! CSI: Cyber will explain it all!

Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Wednesday, March 4. All times are Eastern.
Top pick
CSI: Cyber (CBS, 10 p.m.): Television-watching finally has meaning again with the much-anticipated series premiere of CSI: Cyber. This CSI spin-off has everything: Academy Award winner Patricia Arquette. Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23’s James Van Der Beek. Lil’ Bow Wow’s Bow Wow. Also, what better way to start a show about the horrors of the good old black mirror than with an episode titled “Kidnapping 2.0”? It’s a case about hacked baby monitors, everyone! You’re right, CSI: Cyber—regular kidnapping is obsolete. Consider us jacked in.
Molly Eichel has provided a pre-air review of three CSI: Cyber episodes, and she describes the show as feeling “like a cautionary tale best suited for those who don’t really understand” technology or the Internet. When you think of it that way, this show might just be able to save some lives. Or at least prevent the second episode of the show from being leaked online the day before. Thank you, CSI: Cyber.
Also noted
Survivor (CBS, 8 p.m.): By the way, there are now 30 seasons of Survivor. It’s crazy, because it hardly looks a day over 20. This week, in “It Will Be My Revenge,” the “White Collar castaways strip down and embrace their free-spirited ‘no collar’ tendencies.” That sounds absolutely disturbing to us, but Scott Von Doviak is willing to give it the benefit of the doubt.
The 100 (The CW, 9 p.m.): This week’s episode of The 100, “Blood Must Have Blood,” is a two-parter, so you know things are about to get really real. It sounds like this episode is the calm before the storm, with Clarke and Lexa preparing for battle and Octavia and Lincoln being forced to make a difficult decision. Given how dark The 100 can get, the actual episode probably isn’t as vague as the episode description. But if it is, Kyle Fowle has a lot of explaining to do.
Broadchurch (BBC America, 10 p.m.): Broadchurch season two is here, and with that, comes all of the laughs and hijinks that came with season one. What’s that? Oh. Broadchurch is actually a fantastic crime drama? And this season is focusing on the trial of Joe Miller? Sorry about that. Luckily, Gwen Ihnat is back for season two reviews, and she absolutely knows what’s going on when it comes to the show.
Man Seeking Woman (FXX, 10:30 p.m.): Man Seeking Woman, you were just renewed for a second season! What are you going to do next? “Josh is convinced that he’s finally found his soul mate.” Kate Kulzick is pretty sure that’s just the show’s premise, but who is she to judge? She didn’t just get renewed for a second season.
Regular coverage
The Middle (ABC, 8 p.m.) / The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:30 p.m.)