5 Things I Learned About Molly Shannon
5 Things I Learned About Molly Shannon
(from reading her recent "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" list in Esquire)
1. Everything Molly Shannon knows about women she learned from a combination of the hilarious homespun wisdom of Cathy comics and the extremely sharp observations of Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus.
1. At the same rate you're losing your hair, we're getting a mustache.
2. We're not afraid you're cheating on us; we're afraid you're retarded.
3. We thought we'd end up with someone hotter, too.
4. There's nothing less sexy than catching a guy sniffing the butt of his jeans to see if they're clean.