Watching Olympic beach volleyballer Phil Dalhausser on TV over the past week, I've been trying to figure out which of these baldheaded comic book bad-asses he most resembles. Is he:

Dreadstar sidekick Syzygy Darklock?

Invisibles anarchist King Mob?

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Transmetropolitan gonzo journalist Spider Jerusalem?

Or Superman arch-nemesis Lex Luthor?

What say you?

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