Bruce Willis is officially bored with fireballs
As first hinted at in his testy exchange with a British reporter who dared to question him about the movie he was trying to sell, Bruce Willis has lately become aware of a creeping ennui—that stage in every man’s life when he finds he can no longer feign excitement for even the biggest of fireballs. “When you have seen a few fireballs, it’s not exciting anymore. I know part of my audience enjoys the explosions, but to be honest, I’m a bit bored of it now,” Willis recently explained to Spain’s XLS Magazine (as translated by The Mirror), calling explosions “one of the most boring parts of my job.” Imagine that every blooming fireball is an Excel spreadsheet opening. That’s how Bruce Willis feels about fireballs.