CBS reveals Ashton Kutcher's Two And A Half Men character, announces that network will continue to do very well
Very aware that it doesn’t have anything to prove, CBS was all swagger and confidence at today’s TCA presentation, confronting the loss of the stars of two of their bedrock shows—namely, Two And Half Men and CSI—with a shrug and a vow that “We’re going to do very well” anyway. Because they are CBS, and they are immutable—and also because they already have two other stars to replace them. Both Ted Danson inheriting Laurence Fishburne’s tissue samples and Ashton Kutcher stepping into a smoking, Charlie Sheen-shaped crater have been so thoroughly covered already that CBS’ Nina Tassler had little to add, merely repeating that they’re stars, they’re stars, they’re stars, they’re big, bright shining stars, somehow they are not horrible, hateful people who make their fellow cast and crew dread the thought of coming to work, and that they will bring even more viewers to CBS, even some who had never considered watching those shows before. The notes from our embedded reporter Todd VanDerWerff basically read like this: “Extraordinary… tremendous… heavyweights… very excited… the best.” You get the picture.